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/ devops_borat.dat
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October 13, 2021 11:24
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The wisdom of Devops Borat (RIP, may Taichi Ohno himself carry him into Valhalla!) condensed in fortune cookie format without any @ messages included. Just the goofiest random shit :)
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| I remember very clear I cry when I finish volume 3 of Knuth. | |
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| I am work on CSS SQL. | |
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| First sign of depression in devops is denial: you start of ignore Nagios alert. | |
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| In devops language is not success unless is another language++. | |
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| In devops you are addict to graph if first thought after orgasm is send duration and intensity to Graphite. | |
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