Mads Peter Rommedahl StoppingBuck
StoppingBuck
/ scooter.php
Created
December 9, 2019 13:16
Just a small PHP script that when called outputs an H.P. Baxxter quote
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| <?php | |
| $hp = array ( | |
| "“It is nice to be important - but it is more important to be nice'\n \t\t--H.P. Baxxter, _Move Your Ass!_", | |
| "' Get off your shirts and wait for further instructions!'\n \t\t--H.P. Baxxter, _Move Your Ass!_", | |
| "'Starting the microphone business I\"ve got one message for the next decade: Move your ass!'\n \t\t--H.P. Baxxter, _Move Your Ass!_", | |
| "' All right posse... Keep it up!'\n \t\t--H.P. Baxxter, _Move Your Ass!_", | |
| "' Come on!'\n \t\t--H.P. Baxxter, _Move Your Ass!_", | |
| "'The only way to have a friend is to be a friend'\n \t\t--H.P. Baxxter, _The Night_", | |
| "' Keep it up!'\n \t\t--H.P. Baxxter, _Move Your Ass!_", | |
| "' Maximum respect to the whole European posse!'\t\t--H.P. Baxxter, 'Move Your Ass!_", |