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Friend: I tried looking at static linking in Mac OS X and it seems nearly impossible. Take a look at this http://stackoverflow.com/a/3801032
Me: I have no idea what that
-static
flag does, but I'm pretty sure that's not how you link to a library. Let me RTFM a bit.
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