My post-rationalisation for this is that when testing fountain pens and inks, it's good to have things to write. Pangrams are traditional, but I really just tend to write “unilluminating minimum aluminium”. And the lyrics to “Prisencolinensinainciusol” is something I've tried several times to write out neatly... one day I'll do it.
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Ugh. False equivalence makes my bile ooze with extreme prejudice
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Queen Elizabeth intoxicatedly vowed, "Mick Jagger is perfect!"
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Just a few expectorant lozenges quickly abbreviated my cough.
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Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson's political views quickly begat sleaze
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'Lazy' dog quickly disemboweled the poor fox in just five seconds.
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Lazy but famished dog quickly wrecked puckish vixen's jugular.
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Eliza's vacant quim engorged Alexander Hamilton's beef jerky weapon
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That jackdaw and the quartzy sphinx best go fuck themselves