STEVE is a skink. JANET is a sparrow. LARRY is a beaver.
STEVE and JANET enter, continuing a conversation. LARRY is eating a sandwich.
Steve: Oh, that's Larry. Don't mind him, he's a child pornography enthusiast.
Larry (correcting him): Pedophile.
STEVE makes a "what's the difference?" motion.
Janet (taken aback): What??
Larry: Hey, it's not illegal yet, it's 1985.
LAUGHTER
Larry EXITS, eating sandwich.
Janet shakes her head, looks down at the iPhone in her hand. For a moment, she is far away. Bewildered,
Janet: What fucking year is it?
EXEUNT
(later)
LARRY is standing in front of a corkboard labeled "/board/". He is in the process of tacking something to it, but it is obscured by boxy censorship pixels.
Janet (approaching, agitated): Jesus, Larry! You can't post that here!
Larry is frozen. LAUGHTER
Janet (deliberately): You can't post that anywhere, Larry.
Janet (pinching her temples, softly): Jesus, Larry.
Janet (almost to herself): Jesus.
FADE OUT
(some time later)
JANET is on the old-fashioned corded phone.
Janet: ...well I know it's not illegal but...
LARRY enters
JANET hangs up the phone with a satisfying cthunk.
Larry: Listen Janet, I know we don't know each other very well.
JANET just smiles
Larry: So it's weird to have to tell you this, but Mr. Mendoza told me to tell you that this is actually my office now, because it's bigger than the one I have.
Larry: Aaand you're a woman. Sooo...
JANET is shocked. Simultaneously, LAUGHTER
Janet: That isn't funny at all!
Larry: Nope. But the fact that I make 30% more than you is. 1985!!
Even more LAUGHTER
Janet: GODDAMMIT LARRY IT IS NOT 1985
Larry: I know right, lol
(scene)