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The program GodDrinksJava implements an application that creates an empty simulated world with no meaning or purpose.
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package goddrinksjava; | |
/** | |
* The program GodDrinksJava implements an application that | |
* creates an empty simulated world with no meaning or purpose. | |
* | |
* @author momocashew | |
*/ | |
public class GodDrinksJava { | |
public static void main(String[] args) { | |
Thing me = new Lovable("Me", 0, true, -1, false); | |
Thing you = new Lovable("You", 0, false, -1, false); | |
World world = new World(5); | |
world.addThing(me); | |
world.addThing(you); | |
world.startSimulation(); | |
if(me instanceof PointSet) | |
you.addAttribute(me.getDimensions().toAttribute()); | |
if(me instanceof Circle) | |
you.addAttribute(me.getCircumference().toAttribute()); | |
if(me instanceof SineWave) | |
you.addAction("sit", me.getTangent(you.getXPosition())); | |
if(me instanceof Sequence) | |
me.setLimit(you.toLimit()); | |
me.toggleCurrent(); | |
me.canSee(false); | |
me.addFeeling("dizzy"); | |
world.timeTravelForTwo("AD", 617, me, you); | |
world.timeTravelForTwo("BC", 3691, me, you); | |
world.unite(me, you); | |
if(me.getNumSimulationsAvailable() >= | |
you.getNumSimulationsNeeded()){ | |
you.setSatisfaction(me.toSatisfaction()); | |
} | |
if(you.getFeelingIndex("happy") != -1) | |
me.requestExecution(world); | |
world.lockThing(me); | |
world.lockThing(you); | |
if(me instanceof Eggplant){ | |
you.addAttribute(me.getNutrients().toAttribute()); | |
me.resetNutrients(); | |
} | |
if(me instanceof Tomato){ | |
you.addAttribute(me.getAntioxidants().toAttribute()); | |
me.resetAntioxidants(); | |
} | |
if(me instanceof TabbyCat) | |
me.purr(); | |
if(world.getGod().equals(me)) | |
me.setProof(you.toProof()); | |
me.toggleGender(); | |
world.procreate(me, you); | |
me.toggleRoleBDSM(); | |
world.makeHigh(me); | |
world.makeHigh(you); | |
if(me.getSenseIndex("vibration")) | |
me.addFeeling("complete"); | |
world.unlock(you); | |
world.removeThing(you); | |
me.lookFor(you, world); | |
me.lookFor(you, world); | |
me.lookFor(you, world); | |
me.lookFor(you, world); | |
me.lookFor(you, world); | |
if(me.getMemory().isErasable()) | |
me.removeFeeling("disheartened"); | |
try{ | |
me.setOpinion(me.getOpinionIndex("you are here"), false); | |
} | |
catch(IllegalArgumentException e){ | |
world.announce("God is always true."); | |
} | |
world.runExecution(); | |
world.runExecution(); | |
world.runExecution(); | |
world.runExecution(); | |
world.runExecution(); | |
world.runExecution(); | |
world.runExecution(); | |
world.runExecution(); | |
world.runExecution(); | |
world.runExecution(); | |
world.runExecution(); | |
world.runExecution(); | |
world.announce("1", "de"); | |
world.announce("2", "es"); | |
world.announce("3", "fr"); | |
world.announce("4", "kr"); | |
world.announce("5", "se"); | |
world.announce("6", "cn"); | |
world.runExecution(); | |
if(world.isExecutableBy(me)) | |
you.setExecution(me.toExecution()); | |
if(world.getThingIndex(you) != -1) | |
world.runExecution(); | |
me.escape(world); | |
me.learnTopic("love"); | |
me.takeExamTopic("love"); | |
me.getAlbegraicExpression("love"); | |
me.escape("love"); | |
world.execute(me); | |
} | |
} |
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