- John - Is the owner, but doesn't really know how to run a server.
- Rose - The only one with a good internet connection and a good mic. Always on topic.
- Dave - Shitposter. Exclusively posts in #memes or if there is no meme channel, will post memes in every channel until one is made.
- Jade - Pretty much everyone treats her like the actual owner of the server. Hangs out in #general to welcome newbies.
- Karkat - Always in voice chat. His microphone is somehow the shittiest mic out of anyone.