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//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// | |
for ( var everything in large.amounts ) { | |
count++; | |
} | |
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// | |
monday.rgb = 0x0000ff; | |
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// | |
if ( i === max ) { | |
baby.hit( me ); | |
} | |
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// | |
var balloonType = ( System.lang == 'DE' ) ? 'luft' : 0xff0000; | |
Balloon.make( 99, balloonType ); | |
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// | |
cache.restore( sexy ); | |
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// | |
rain.rgb = 0x800080; | |
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// | |
function touch( obj ) { | |
if ( obj === this ) { | |
throw "Stop! Hammer Time."; | |
} | |
else { | |
obj.bump(); | |
} | |
} | |
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// | |
for ( what in this ) { | |
this.volume--; | |
} | |
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// | |
var cause = ( nothing === u ); | |
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// | |
if ( !saying(i) === ( she instanceof GoldDigger ) ) { | |
//@TODO: implement policy for instances not to mess with... | |
} | |
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// | |
that.hotline = function() { | |
return $.ajax( "http://aubreygraham.ca", { | |
data: { | |
action: 'bling' | |
}, | |
dataType: 'jsonp' | |
}); | |
} | |
$.when( $.ajax( that.hotline() ) ).then( that = Thing.getInstance() ); | |
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// | |
var hasBegun = false; | |
self.heart.song.addEventListener( 'start', onSongStart ); | |
function onSongStart( songEvent ) { | |
self.heart.song.melody.start(); | |
if ( 1 === 0 ) { | |
self.heart.song.melody.complete(); | |
} | |
if ( songEvent.origin === self.heart.song.children[0].children[0].children[0] ) { | |
if ( !hasBegun ) { | |
self.heart.find( 'release' ); | |
hasBegun = true; | |
} | |
} | |
} | |
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// | |
var classification = ClassUtil.getType( love ); | |
var more = !baby.hurt( me ); | |
more = !more; | |
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// | |
// @deprecated old-fashioned using with() condition. | |
function isNotion() { | |
var it = this; | |
with ( it ) { | |
var love = getToDo(); | |
} | |
return ( love typeof Notion ); | |
} | |
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// | |
var message = new Message( { type: Message.saveRequest, target: this } ); | |
var bottle = new Bottle( message, onMessageReceived ); | |
var recipients = []; | |
Ship.send( message, Notifications.GlobalChannel ); | |
function onMessageReceived( receipt ) { | |
var someone = receipt.target; | |
if ( someone !== null ) { | |
recipients.push( someone ); | |
} | |
} | |
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// | |
var that = this; | |
var way = ( money === 4 * nothing && chicks.value === Value.Free ) ? guitar.play( Scope.MTV ) : helper.install( new Appliance( Appliance.Microwave ) ); | |
if ( !that.working ) { | |
you.wayToDoIt = that.way; | |
} | |
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// | |
var isAtDoor = false; | |
for ( var i = 1; i <= 4; i++ ) { | |
var g = crew[i]; | |
if ( g === G.Snoop || g === G.Dre ) { | |
g.ready = true; | |
g.enter(); | |
back.on('up') = next; | |
} | |
} | |
if ( G.Snoop.hasEntered() && G.Dre.hasEntered() ) { | |
back.dispatch('up'); | |
} | |
function next( episode ) { | |
var it = G.thang; | |
var uh = ( episode.target instanceof G ); | |
if ( it == this && it == that && it == this && uh ) { | |
this.setState( State.chill ); | |
} | |
} | |
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// | |
var me = this; | |
var you = Girrrl.getInstance(); | |
var what = ExistentialUtil.getReason( me.getRelationship( you ) !== Nothing.include( Value.heartache ) ); | |
var how = ExistentialUtil.getReason( you.getRelationship( me ) !== Nothing.include( Value.mistake ) ); | |
var why = what + ' ' + how; | |
you.tell( me, why, handleResponse ); | |
me.handleResponse = function( response ) { | |
if ( response === 'I want it that way' ) { | |
throw 'Undersirable response received by me from you.' | |
} | |
var quantify = ( me === you.fire && me === you.desire[0] && you.desire.length === 1 ); | |
if ( quantify ) { | |
var isTooLate = Date.now() - Epoch.start > Relationship.expiration; | |
if ( isTooLate ) { | |
me.tell( you, response, you.handleResponse ); | |
} | |
} | |
} | |
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// | |
with ( hearts ) { | |
var i = this; | |
i.on( 'fire', function() { | |
OutreachEvent.getScheduler().schedule( | |
new OutreachEvent( { type: 'outreach', target: i } ), | |
Scheduler.setTonight( Date.now() ); | |
); | |
}); | |
} | |
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// | |
var radio = new Star(); | |
var video = new Video( { origin: 'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ' } ); | |
video.on( 'ready', next ); | |
var my = this; | |
function next() { | |
video.kill( radio ); | |
getResult(); | |
} | |
function getResult() { | |
var distanceGone = 0; | |
if ( radio === null ) { | |
for ( state in my.mind ) { | |
++distanceGone; | |
} | |
for ( state in my.car ) { | |
++distanceGone; | |
} | |
} | |
if ( distanceGone > my.maxDistance ) { | |
video.disableRewind(); | |
} | |
} | |
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// | |
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