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Grammar-police's logic
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import json | |
import urlparse | |
import urllib | |
import re | |
def lambda_handler(event, context): | |
text = urlparse.parse_qs(event['postBody'])['text'][0] | |
username = urlparse.parse_qs(event['postBody'])['user_name'][0] | |
if username == "slackbot": | |
print("I don't even listen to myself.") | |
return | |
print(text) | |
# Natalie refuses to believe that in America, the $ comes before the number. | |
wrongDollars = re.search(r'([\d,]+)\$', text) | |
if wrongDollars: | |
return say("I think you mean $" + wrongDollars.group(1) + ".") | |
sneakPeak = re.search(r'sneak peak', text) | |
if sneakPeak: | |
return say('Generally mountains aren\'t very stealthy - did you mean "sneak peek"?') | |
plainAmazon = re.search(r'www\.amazon\.com([^>]*)', text) | |
if plainAmazon: | |
return say("Here's the Amazon Smile link: http://smile.amazon.com" + plainAmazon.group(1)) | |
couldCareLess = re.search(r'could care less', text) | |
if couldCareLess: | |
return say("In fact, I have a feeling that you couldn't care less!") | |
# https://xkcd.com/37/ | |
ass = re.search(r'(\w+)-ass (\w+)', text) | |
if ass: | |
return say("More like " + ass.group(1) + " ass-" + ass.group(2) + ", am I right?") | |
def say(text): | |
return {"text" : text, "username" : "grammarpolice"} |
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