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"jokes": [ | |
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"joke": "Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now." | |
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"joke": "A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game." | |
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"joke": "I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me." | |
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"joke": "I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind." | |
}, | |
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"joke": "I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction." | |
}, | |
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"joke": "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down." | |
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"joke": "Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink." | |
}, | |
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"joke": "Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside." | |
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"joke": "Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming." | |
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"joke": "It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it." | |
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] | |
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