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<!DOCTYPE html> | |
<meta charset="utf-8"> | |
<link rel="stylesheet" href="http://cmx.io/v/0.1/cmx.css"> | |
<script src="http://cmx.io/v/0.1/cmx.js" charset="utf-8"></script> | |
<style>.cmx-user-scene4 .cmx-text-border .cmx-path {stroke: orange}</style> | |
<body> | |
<div style="max-width:900px; -webkit-transform:rotate(0deg)"> | |
<scene id="scene1"> | |
<label t="translate(0,346)"> | |
<tspan x="0" y="0em">One lazy morning</tspan> | |
</label> | |
<drawing t="translate(0,31)"> | |
<line stroke="green"> | |
<point x="0" y="0"></point> | |
<point x="250" y="20"></point> | |
</line> | |
</drawing> | |
<actor t="translate(71,19) rotate(-2)" pose="-11,9|-5,117|-11,99|-11,89|-11,79|-11,59|-16,34|-21,9|-6,34|-1,9|-18,79|-18,59|-6,79|-1,59"> | |
<bubble t="translate(9,11)" pose="0,0|-20,10|-81,49|23,50|-21,145|-73,109"> | |
<tspan x="0" y="-3em">Hey Ingo</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="0em">Welcome to</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="1em">Platform Team!</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="2em">Wanna automate</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="3em">stuff?</tspan> | |
</bubble> | |
</actor> | |
<actor t="translate(159,15)" pose="28,1|30,109|28,91|28,81|28,71|28,51|18,31|18,1|33,26|38,1|23,71|18,51|38,71|38,51"> | |
<bubble t="translate(-2,-9)" pose="0,0|-14,24|-36,69|32,86|13,130|-35,93"> | |
<tspan x="-1em" y="-3em">Thanks, Sergey</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="0em">Where do</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="1em">I begin?</tspan> | |
</bubble> | |
</actor> | |
</scene> | |
<scene id="scene2"> | |
<drawing t="translate(0,31)"> | |
<line stroke="green"> | |
<point x="0" y="0"></point> | |
<point x="250" y="20"></point> | |
</line> | |
</drawing> | |
<actor t="translate(71,19) rotate(-2)" pose="-11,9|-1,114|-11,99|-11,89|-11,79|-11,59|-16,34|-21,9|-6,34|-1,9|-18,79|-18,59|-6,79|13,83"> | |
<bubble t="translate(-3,0)" pose="0,0|-12,22|-60,114|36,46|-30,134|-58,162"> | |
<tspan x="0" y="0em">Hmm. How</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="1em">about you</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="2em">start with</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="3em">automation backlog.</tspan> | |
</bubble> | |
</actor> | |
<actor t="translate(159,15)" pose="28,1|30,109|28,91|28,81|28,71|28,51|18,31|13,1|33,26|38,1|23,71|18,51|38,71|38,51"> | |
<bubble t="translate(-2,-9)" pose="0,0|7,33|14,66|-63,30|-52,62|-94,113"> | |
<tspan x="0" y="1em">ok, cool! that</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="2em">sounds like an easy</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="3em">first project</tspan> | |
</bubble> | |
</actor> | |
</scene> | |
<scene id="scene3"> | |
<label t="translate(0,346)"> | |
<tspan x="0" y="0em">A few days later</tspan> | |
</label> | |
<actor t="translate(209,4) rotate(2)" pose="-41,48|-10,105|0,88|0,78|0,68|0,48|-5,23|-10,-2|5,23|10,-2|-11,70|-4,54|17,86|-4,110"> | |
<bubble t="translate(-2,0)" pose="0,0|-13,24|-29,52|-128,-29|-123,137|-165,70"> | |
<tspan x="0" y="-5em">Oh, Scheisse!!!</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="-3em">we have sooooo</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="-2em">much to do.</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="0em">maybe we need</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="1em">another automation</tspan> | |
<tspan x="0" y="2em">engineer?</tspan> | |
</bubble> | |
</actor> | |
</scene> | |
</div></body> |
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