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(1) Let’s start with TV. All these shows have the word ‘Two’ in the title. What are we watching? | |
a COMPETITION SPIN-OFF SHOW WHICH SHARES A TITLE WITH A MARVIN GAYE DUET --It Takes Two | |
b QUIZ SHOW – WHICH THEY SHOULD BRING BACK ONE DAY, I LOVED THE HOST – WHICH SHARED A TITLE WITH A FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD SONG --Two Tribes | |
c SITCOM WHICH SHARED A TITLE WITH A SONG ABOUT TRYING TO GET SERVED IN A PUB -Two Pints of Lager anda Packet of Crisps | |
d CHARLIE SHEEN WAS WRITTEN OUT OF THIS SITCOM (NEVER THREATEN A SHOW’S CREATOR) -- | |
e SITCOM WHERE THE FAMILY ACTUALLY HAD PRECISELY ONE PAIR OF OFFSPRING --The Two of Us | |
f IT WAS GOODNIGHT FROM THEM --Two Ronnies | |
g COOKERY SHOW NAMED AFTER A BINGO CALL --Two Fat Ladies | |
(2) We hear a lot about firsts. The first man to do this, the first woman to do that. In honour of the number two, let’s celebrate some seconds instead. | |
a SECOND MAN ON THE MOON --Buzz Aldrin | |
b SECOND WOMAN IN NUMBER 10 --Theresa May | |
c SECOND MEMBER TO LEAVE TAKE THAT --Jason Orange | |
d SECOND IN LINE TO THE THRONE --Prince Andrew | |
e SHE CAME IN AT SECOND PLACE, BEHIND DIVERSITY, IN BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT -- | |
f SECOND MOST POPULAR SEARCH ENGINE --Yahoo! | |
(3) People like movie sequels, don’t they? And ‘Part III’ films, which they call ‘threequels’. I don’t know what the term is for films like Fast & Furious 8: The Fate of the Furious, and anyway it’s not relevant right now. Here are the subtitles of some ‘Part II’ films. What are they sequels to? | |
a RED, WHITE AND BLONDE -- | |
b LOST IN NEW YORK -- | |
c JUDGMENT DAY --Terminator | |
d THE SQUEAKQUEL --Stuart Little | |
e THE EDGE OF REASON -- | |
f ELECTRIC BOOGALOO -- | |
g WHEN NATURE CALLS -- | |
h BACK IN THE HABIT -- | |
(4) Next time you see a turtle dove, admire its turtle-like plumage. That's how it got its name, right? Wrong! Turns out they're called that because they make a sound like 'tur-tur'. Turtles are a whole different world, with many species, often endangered. Below are ten types of turtle. Five are real, the other five I invented just now. So a point each time you can tell me: Shelly or Smelly? | |
• BIG-HEADED TURTLE --true | |
• WEBSTER'S BITING TURTLE --true | |
• FALSE MAP TURTLE | |
• DOBERMANN TURTLE | |
• TWO-TOED TERRACOTTA TURTLE | |
• PIG-NOSED TURTLE --true | |
• ORNATE BOX TURTLE --true | |
• COWERING RIVER TURTLE --true | |
• ENCHANTED TURTLE | |
• CHICKEN TURTLE | |
(5) Last time, when we did people with three-letter names, I said I didn’t think it would be possible to repeat the trick with two. But, allowing the odd initial and numeral and animal and robot, I’m happy to admit I was wrong. Who are these individuals? | |
a HE HAD A ‘LIFE’ ON A LIFEBOAT WITH A TIGER -- | |
b SHE’S THE SMALLEST, SHE’S RED AND SHE HAS A CIRCLE ABOVE HER FURRY HEAD --Po | |
c PORTUGUESE WATER DOG WHO LIVED IN THE WHITE HOUSE UNTIL TRUMP MOVED IN -- | |
d HANDSOME MAN WHO HAS SCORED FOR EVERTON AND BRAZIL -- | |
e DOCTOR WHO ASSISTANT WHO WAS ORIGINALLY CALLED FIDO --K9 | |
f WHAT ANT WAS CALLED BEFORE WE KNEW HIM AS ANT -- | |
g REGGIE PERRIN’S BOSS --CJ | |
h HE LEFT STRICTLY AND JOINED I’M A CELEB -- | |
(6) Finally, the final part of our theme: which classic song by Prince from 1984 features no bass? -- | |
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