lrstanley · June 8, 2018 01:08
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 {"lines": ["why the fck would you pull out right when im coming", "come on guys 69 isnt even that hard someone do 69 infront of the class now", "hes not going to be able to get in the backdoor theres a stool in the way", "just no matter what keep making me take it even if you have to shove it down my throat", "make sure your grip on the shaft is tight and your strokes long and hard", "would you like the black one or the white one she answered it doesnt matter ill suck on both", "you have to go in hard and come out wet and breathless youll feel good when youre done", "i was lying on my back in bed playing with it and it exploded in my face", "best 4 inches ever", "hurry up its getting hard its getting hard without thinking i respond im trying but its getting all over my hands", "i cant go 2 minutes without getting railed from behind", "god i love cox", "its so awkward i hate how he always tries to have a conversation with me while hes in my mouth", "if you play with it in front of me im going to want to touch it", "i dont wanna blow kevins i have no idea where that things been", "but hes doing it so hard and fast", "i dont think i could get my legs over top of those hurdles another girl said oh well i am used to spreading my legs", "i know that as soon as i take my top off hes going to come", "spread your legs bend over and remember keep going until it comes out", "you suck and suck and suddenly you get a load in the back of your throat", "well it was all the way down then jenny brought it up some and kristin got it all the way up", "everyday i get rode on first thing in the morning i wake up and someones riding on me its not just guys either girls too i get rode on long and hard and they just wont stop im just tired of being ridden on while im not ready", "what hole do i put it in the teacher replied show me how big it is and ill stick it in there", "its great because theres a ton of positions and its still really satisfying", "sticks our sensei was explaining a defense against an attack and said face your partner and simultaneously raise your sticks then as your partner jabs at you with his stick move inside so as to avoid the full impact then use your left hand to grab their stick while simultaneously shoving your stick into your partners face", "stop blowing on it to which i replied im not blowing anymore im fingering", "if any of you need a good fingering john would be happy to help", "you took it out way to early and im sooooo wet put it back in and dont get it everywhere", "forget about the wrapper i want it in my mouth now", "is the oven ready yet to which he replied just keep on beating it youre not putting it in anytime soon", "well i tried to get it all in my mouth before it made a mess but it came out so fast", "i hate it when they pull out when they know you are coming", "just close your eyes and shove it in your mouth its small slimy and a little salty so you swallow it quick so you dont gag", "wow two holes and you miss them both", "the white one doesnt taste any different then the black one", "you poor thing you plowed me twice and didnt get paid", "he whipped it out tried to squirt it in my mouth but he missed and got it all over my face", "its so good i could suck on it all day its just hard to get anything to come out", "are you using the one or two finger attack", "it only takes the skinny ones too every time i try putting a bigger one in that tiny hole the entire thing gets jammed", "the more you blow the harder it gets", "my favorite treat is the hohos those hohos are fully of yummy white cream twss then my grandmother continued to say  i love the dingdongs they are long and feel amazing when they enter your mouth", "which side sucks and which side blows", "well have to give it a good hand job", "i wish i didnt have to suck on it i wish it would just shoot into my mouth", "its in there it doesnt feel like its in there but its in there", "thats easy you suck on it the stuff comes into your mouth and then you swallow", "excuse me how do i suck on these balls", "if its bad why are you drinking it still her reply was it feels good in my mouth but i dont like the taste", "you cant just go in and pull out you gotta stay there for a while also keep it steady nothing is worse than shaking you may think you are doing a good job but people dont like it", "its way better with two people because you can put your fingers in places they arent supposed to go", "dont make fun of me he just got me so wet on that last ride", "guys are you sure that you wanna go like that im free i have nothing better to do and if you want i can give each of you a ride if you guys want especially you michael youre my favourite", "its fun to play with but i dont wanna stretch the hole", "you spent half an hour fiddling your stick and nothing came out", "let me see that hose ill pump it for you you just sit back and relax", "oh no shes going in with no protection", "where do i stick this thing and then without thinking i say stick it in that hole but hurry up im getting wet", "i like the long thick black ones", "what is on your shirt and she replied my boyfriend squirted something on me", "this thing is huge i can hardly put my hand around it and it wont fit in my mouth", "the stuff comes out no matter where you squeeze it", "that position looks awkward she said oh it looks superawkward for people watching but it feels great when youre doing it", "why is it every time you come you get wet", "its not going to hurt is it should i look away she says you will definitely feel it inside you if it feels too hard then we can slow down", "do it like i did it last night knees on the floor", "why would anyone want to shove something that big in someones mouth", "i can feel it in my butt", "do you have any idea how long and hard i had to work to get her to come let alone twice", "god how many times do i have to blow this thing to make it turn on", "i love it when black guys go deep", "can you make it harder i didnt even feel that last one", "yeah pedro and i did it last night but im not sure if it counted because he fell asleep half way through i just kept going though because i needed to get it done", "its so big look at all the white stuff coming out", "ow dont stick that up my butt that hurts", "now i can handle 3 inches or so but 6 is just too much to handle", "yeah its hard why doesnt someone come up here and do 69 with me in front of the class", "since were having problems i guess ill just give it to you orally", "why is he riding my butt so hard", "was that too fast id be happy to do it again but much slower", "look at the size of the things theyre blowing its huge", "its not even wet yet and u wanna go faster", "gosh get your freaking head out from in between my legs", "now thats some good fingering", "you stick it in and take it out the second time is going to be harder when you take it out the second time it may be sticky and wet so dont play with it then the third time it will be smooth slick and easy to take out", "hun dont play with it the more you do the bigger its gonna get", "stick it in and keep it in till she comes", "you have something down there i didnt know you had", "it was big and black so i had to run", "i cant get it back in", "kevin stop slapping it like that just smoothly slide it in", "i could beat it for you if you want me to", "nope it doesnt fit too big and he immediately said whos piece i replied your thing is too big for my hole", "what the heck is this white stuff all over the place its sticking to my hair", "the smaller ones dont hurt as much as the large ones", "it will be sturdier if you spread the legs", "this thing is too big and hard and it makes me gag", "why am i always the one who has to go down", "have you tried taking it out and putting it back in yeah i put it in all the wayohh wait its coming now", "oh god ohh god oh god this is gunna be amazing then i said calm down she then replied with  i cant he needs to come faster", "oh you really gotta put the whole thing in your mouth or else all the stuff comes out all over ya", "ugh you got it all over me to which she responded its not my fault you pulled out too fast", "omg youre so slippery just try to stay in", "your nuts are stuck in my throat", "i would be happy with 2 inches of penetration twss then jamie said i wouldnt", "geez its like hes never eaten out before", "it turns me off because its so thick but its still pretty good", "im just going to wrap your meat so it doesnt mix with the eggs", "wow that thing is huge there is no way that would ever fit inside my body", "would you stop using your hands and just stick the damn thing in", "theres too much meat in my taco", "dont suck too hard or it will shoot down your throat", "dont pull it out yet youre not finished", "it might be in there but its so small i dont feel it", "just squirt it in my mouth but make sure you aim i dont want it to get all over my face", "holy sht its so large and tender i can barely fit my hands around it", "what are you waiting for just stick it in already", "i just suck on it till the juice comes out", "grab me around the body here now lean back and kinda thrust a few times just like that a little more oh god that feels so much better you can put me down now", "no one blows better than me", "get a new chair im not going to have you going down on me while were talking", "oh man i squirted", "go ahead and stick it in there when im not looking  it wont make it hurt any less", "dont pull out do not pull out", "just shove it in as hard as you can", "you cant just whip it out and be like this is a meter", "yes ill have mine white and twelve inches i like the extra meat", "its too soft to blow my other partner said once it gets harder its easier to blow once my friend succeeded in blowing the bubble she said aloud damn im a good blower", "do you really want it going into your mouth when you are sleeping", "its just not fair he keeps dangling it in my face and he just wont give it to me", "im gonna go to the basement now and play with myself cya", "yeah well theyre easier to blow when theyre big", "ugh i keep sucking and sucking and sucking as hard as i can but nothing is coming out", "size doesnt matter its how you use it", "i have a black man inside of me all the time", "be careful dont stick the whole thing in your mouth its too big and youll choke", "the juice keeps coming out of the wrong hole", "isnt it the biggest best most beautiful cock you have ever seen", "ill stretch it until you come", "what the hell is wrong with you i couldnt get all that meat in my mouth even if i push it in all the way down my throat", "i put it in my mouth and i told him it tasted great but omg it made me want to gag so bad", "he finally got it in", "wow thats a big wiener to be putting in your mouth", "hows it going to one of my coworkers he held up his index finger signaling me to give him a second and i noticed he was eating something he finished chewing and saidsorry i couldnt talk i had nuts in my mouth", "i underestimated the amount of fluid coming out", "it starts out soft but then gets hard and long and gives you a great ride", "you can try ive been sucking on this thing for ten minutes and havent gotten anything", "mr colbys was really long and hard but mr morriss was short", "i like to put the whole thing in my mouth at once and then yea thats how i like it", "oh yes the long thick ones are hard to maneuver without suffocating", "you cant expect to just put it in take it out and it to be finished", "this thing is huge theres no way im gonna fit all this in my mouth", "wow i didnt know it could squirt that far", "youre doing it wrong you have to push hard and make sure you get in there deep", "im just trying to get this sticky stuff out of my hole", "it hurts if you bite it i think ill just suck it instead", "are you sure you want to continue unprotected", "no no its way to thick and those heads are massive theyll penetrate too far you have to pull it out before it does any damage", "this thing just wont go in to which my coworker respondedmaybe we should switch positions", "hand in your papers and well start the oral portion my friend then yells out but im not good at oral", "im sucking but nothing is coming in my mouth", "i told him i could work with 5 inches but it would cost about 1000 more than if he could give me 8 inches", "im blowing as hard as i can but its not coming out", "so what do you want your phone to be able to do i replied i just want it to vibrate hard enough so that i can feel it no matter what", "your balls are perfect", "you didnt put it in far enough", "stop the more you rub it the more it comes", "it doesnt hurt if you go fast enough", "it wont go in either its too big or the hole is too small", "i was standing there and was like i always ride the big one why isnt it coming", "getting pounded by a swift and smooth approximate 10 75 definite whiteout conditions therell be a huge amount of white semiliquid substance everywhere once the activity has finished near midnight maybe even missing work tomorrow from getting hit so hard", "this hurts between my legs", "let me know when youre getting off because i want to come at the same time", "its not working my teacher then proceeded to say you just need to stick it in there real good", "i sucked on it kinda hard and everything splashed on me but it still tasted good", "the trojans were stronger and safer than ever", "what was it like she says  well it was kind of thick and creamy and it was hard to swallow downit kept getting stuck in my throat", "wait how many fingers do i use for this twss my teacher replied well i normally use three but whatever you want", "come on settle down after a couple minutes everyone was quiet she then said okay we only have half an hour and we have a lot to squeeze in here", "im not going to put it in my mouth then stick it back in", "i remember when dad asked if i was ready to handle a populated road and i was heaps excited but when i came to the intersection i pulled out too late and a guy came in my ass", "it still feels good to be on top for once", "omg they are already hard i just want to put it in my mouth right now", "what are my chances of getting head 3 times", "you know i really feel like there is something powerful between my legs", "oh f i cant take this its hurting my butt", "yea ive been blowing all day and it just keeps on coming", "can this be over soon my butt hurts so bad", "man that was hard to swallow you know when you have way too much in your mouth and its really hard to swallow", "oh wow that was so huge but i just had to put it all in my mouth", "requestoff book and other people were already requesting similar time off so she told me make sure you put it in soon or ill cut it off", "mr meyer its just too hard and i cant bear it any longer can you just remove it to which she gets the response im sorry youll just have to bear with it i know its hard but its just as hard for everybody else", "this is starting to hurt my ass can we switch positions", "yeah but ive blown bigger ones just didnt take pictures", "oww oww oww it really hurts what do i do put pressure on it my mom told me it didnt make sense to me so i said why would i put pressure on it its inside of me thatll only make it go in deeper", "well most people are able to feel it go into them", "it goes down easy but is hard to get it back up", "ugh why is it so slippery the gym teacher i think it might have been the group that was just using it eew thats disgusting can i have a different one sure go grab that black one over there whats the matter just suck it up its going to be over in a couple seconds anyways you guys might not care if its dirty but us girls sure do", "put it back in so it can get hard again", "i guess well have to do it orally", "wait are you sure i can get it in the back", "can you do 69 for me the teacher replied thats very good im so glad you asked lets do 69", "just for that im gonna whip it out and play with it", "no dont pull out while im still coming", "ok guys this thing is big and its super hard so what were going to do is hover right over it tackle it and then lower ourselves into it until it sprays got it", "okay i need two large male parts", "it didnt fit in mine either but i just stuck it in", "i get so impatient its just so big and juicy all i want to do is swallow it", "its not that big stick it in your mouth and suck it till the juice comes out", "i love anything with balls", "well if it will get you to come sure its my first time", "no its ok because i dont bite i only suck", "oh my god something just exploded in my mouth", "this is longer than last time to which the teacher responded well you guys are growing up now so it will be getting harder", "get out of my bush you little bastard i just trimmed", "look its getting harder", "aww i was about to blow and it got all in my hair", "i hate putting it in the back because i cant see where the hole is", "you need to be long and hard or else if wont go in right and you wont be able to pull out right", "you want to go in there dont you big boy", "i felt it penetrate but once it was in and it released all the liquidy stuff i couldnt feel it but now it aches like fck", "just go eat your fruit the teacher kept walking around the classroom so in response she said im trying to but every time i put it in my mouth he comes", "its too big it will never fit", "it wasnt as big as i thought itd be", "omg this tastes so good in my mouth", "i took it out of my mouth and it sprayed all over me", "too big i could ride that thing like a horse", "keep trying its had a lot of fingers in it before", "three will do me i had six once and couldnt walk", "just as soon as im done doing her ill come hold on", "jacob put your bone back in your pants and dont let me see you playing with it for the rest of the night", "go ahead come in my hole", "get it out get it out it hurts", "i was in math class and we were starting on a new unit in math and my exgirlfriend says this is soo hard my teacher then says i know its longer then usual but dont be afraid of it", "lubricate the rod before putting it into the hole", "its in right why does it hurt so much its not like its my first time or anything", "without any warning he just plowed me from behind", "behold i come quickly", "oh im sorry i thought you were still inside", "escalate slowly and the other read pull out now", "ahhh its in me omg its so big it hurts get it out", "open wide so i can stick it good in there", "mr jones how will you be giving the quiz to us passing it out written on the board and he replies oh im just going to give it to you orally", "i can blow good", "lets just do this one orally because it will gradually get harder as we go on", "im putting it back in twss my teacher replied it wouldnt have been out if you hadnt been playing with it", "and then it started coming out of the bottom hole so i had to lick it up before it made a mess", "get fuzzy cartoon where the dog wanted to eat something that the cat had the cat kept telling him it wasnt edible while he kept saying that he didnt care because dogs will eat just about anything finally the cat insists it was never edible and after a pause the dog says who am i kidding if it fits in my mouth ill give it a go", "i dont like bananas because theyre mushy my grandma replied i dont like them when they are soft i like them when theyre firm and hard", "its hard to get it flowing but once you do its really nice", "sorry i squealed that was the biggest one ive seen in a long time", "it was too soft i couldnt do anything with it", "im going to just close my eyes lean back and wait for you to finish", "wow it goes in easier when its wet", "everything was great but your oral presentation didnt satisfy me enough", "its really hard so i have to just keep in my mouth and suck on it for a while", "gosh your making me so wet and then there was bird poop on the window so i had to get it off and all i heard was my boyfriend saying harder harder yeah i like it that way", "just relax and blow when we started playing again he stopped and told the drummers is that the hardest stick youve got", "wow that thing is so big it can touch the ceiling", "it doesnt have to be that hard to be effective", "i dont know if my throat can take anymore it was hard enough to make it the whole 10 minutes", "if it gets stuck dont worry just wiggle it a little and it will come out", "were doing oral presentations today my friend said yes im good at oral", "come on put your mouth on it suck it suck it kathy", "you can put it it in or take it out but either way youre not going to sleep tonight", "blow it harder blow it like you mean it", "lets play the ps2 at least with disks when it doesnt work you dont spend 20 minutes blowing just to be screwed", "just blow and finger", "if it went any deeper i probably would have thrown up all over it", "the hole is too small it wont fit", "wow this is big i dont know if i can fit this in my mouth", "ill do it later i dont want him to come while im down there", "i shouldnt yell or it might come in my mouth", "huh ive tried sticking things in there before but nothing ever worked", "well i think its in there but im not sure its really small", "i love that stuff squirt it right in my mouth i said lean your head back and open wide she said ok dont put to much down my throat i dont want to choke", "its a pretty big holei put my finger in it after a couple seconds she exclaimed wowthats wet", "your rod and shaft comfort me in great pleasure", "you jerk him til he comes", "pull it out and stick it back in twss it still didnt work so he suggested try the other hole", "he just jammed it in and it really hurt", "do you have a sec and she said oh yeah i have lots of secs", "ok this is gonna be very hard with four people so who would like to suck first", "my hands are busy just put it in my mouth", "where is he and after she said that he showed up my other friend told her you just had to open your mouth and then he came", "this is so hard it wont fit in the teacher said try opening the hole a little bit still he says its still too small finally the teacher walks closer and says okay let me hold your wood and you drill it in", "i still have the flavor of your nuts on my tongue", "i cant its so hard and my mouth is starting to hurt", "i dont know about your toothbrush but my finger did a pretty good job this morning", "it wont work her hole is bigger than mine", "my hands are too small and its too big i cant grip it", "i like to start out on top then when i get tired of that ill move to the bottom", "you put it the wrong hole take it out i yelled in despair it wont come", "wow youre going really slow she replied with thats because im doing it with one hand", "great job you were really pounding those balls out there", "stop shoving it into me theres already one in there", "i cant wait to shove that footlong in my mouth", "pull it harder i mean yank it", "i know its only a couple inches but it makes a big difference", "no no go deeper its not all the way in yet", "this is so hard but im so hungry id put anything in my mouth", "i have 2 balls in my mouth im gonna put another in and blow", "dont blow too hard you dont want it all over your face", "10 inches black nothing special", "sheesh how did you manage to get it in there", "you gotta bend your legs to get the thing in the hole", "it looks like we have an uneven amount of people some of us will have to form a threesome", "no i want to see balls", "ok guys this is as hard as i can make it i started peeing myself and my friend noticed right after then we did a problem together and after we finished he said i know that took a lot of bouncing around but arent you glad that we did it together instead of you having to do it alone", "its not that its hard it just all came in at once", "is it suppose to hurt like that twss he said it will only hurt the first couple of times", "oh oh my god im blowing all these guys", "ugh love the taste but hate the texture", "are you pushing it in far enough that might be why its not turned on", "just because your done doesnt mean i am", "now dont jerk it too much or itll fall off", "i cant get it out of my throat its like stuck in there", "its dragging on the floor", "he gets so deep nobodys ever been that far inside and it feels so good to just release it all for him", "wait once you get it in how do you get it out", "watch it he replied its so big i dont know how to handle it", "you have to pump it til it squirts", "stick it in slowly then pull it out really fast", "i need to get better at blowing im choking on it too much", "why is your stick shorter than the rest ive seen", "dang this is huge i can easily fit 3 fingers in here", "its long but not hard", "i am positively beaming i swear my lips cant stretch any wider", "ewww its all dirty i dont wanna lick that", "i like the taste of them i just dont like the feel of them in my mouth so i just suck on them", "does anyone have a rubber i can borrow i will give it back after i finished with it", "you hold it open while i hold this and put it in", "travis knock it off you got me wet now finish already", "dude i squeezed it and it shot up into the air and landed on my face", "it wont go deeper because its so big", "i did a load of blacks last night they were all in there", "you can put it where ever you want it doesnt matter", "why is he coming in the back door", "i cant hold your position unless you come", "it hurts a lot the first time it goes in but its a lot less painful the second time and the third time you hardly feel it at all", "the more i play with it the harder it gets", "its okay though i just swallowed it and kept going like a trooper", "dont ask questions just put this in your mouth and suck on it", "oh yeah i finger myself all the time", "now youre going to get very wet so you need to back it up a little", "do you want to come and taste my sauce", "you know i think you took it out too earlyput it back in for a while", "is it gonna hurt and our male teacher replied with its big enough you can feel it", "if it werent for me half these guys wouldnt even have wood", "can you go down i need to finish", "god its just so big and it bulges out there", "i touched it and was all hard", "make sure you wash your hands after handling those sweaty balls", "when you put it in your mouth it starts out hard but then if you keep going it gets really wet", "ya guys are in and out before you even get your pants down", "it was hard and something id never done before", "wow its so short its embarrassing", "there should be a hole right around here where you can stick the staff in hopefully it fits", "the more massive it is the more penetrating power it has", "wow that one was hard to blowtwss a second later my mom comes in and said arent they always hard", "lets try going deeper just make sure to keep track of both balls and keep gripping them", "watch the tip it tends to squirt", "ive been blowing this thing for two hours and ive got nothing", "small on size but big on pleasure", "yeah its so big but my opening is so small", "oh dont worry when they see you coming they pull it out", "oh god it squirted all over my face", "find the hole with the tip and put it in if you miss you will hear a sound push hard and keep it straight take your time so you dont mess up", "ill put you to the side and do you later", "i hate it when it doesnt come out because you know its just going to explode", "youre good have you tried this before yeah last week i beat my sister by putting 6 in my mouth but then i started choking", "push in and pull out slowly", "does it matter which process we use and my teacher replies no i take it either way as long as it gets the job done", "yea its been awhile since ive done it so i bled a lot but now it feels great", "you got it all over my face and in my hair stop spraying all over me", "if you squirt that in my face we are no longer friends", "damnit you couldnt have pulled out 5 seconds ago", "ugh i always put it in the wrong hole", "i wasnt expecting it to shoot up in my face like that", "i like to be on top of you to make sure you finish the work", "so i guess you cant be trusted with anything bigger in your mouth", "oh it doesnt matter the longer the better", "stop jerking it so hardits gonna break", "guys i know that fits in a lot of places but you have to learn to control it", "god no i already have 2 in my mouth", "theres more on the floor than in my mouth", "omg i just choked on this i was sucking on it and i didnt think itd go up", "its easier to use your hand its faster", "damnit old man i wish youd pulled out 2 minutes sooner", "i cant fit it in my mouth the cream keeps coming out and getting all over my hands", "put it in youll like it", "that hole is so hairy", "ew i just did all of that work and now i have white stuff all over my hands", "stop playing with it and just put it in already", "kaitlyn what hole should i stick it in the one in the front or the one in the back", "wow its so much better when you do it faster", "i dont know how it happened but i got a lot of it my mouth and it was nasty", "im not going to put it in my mouth then stick it back in", "if you put it in there without a cover over it it will get so hot that it will explode everywhere and i dont want to make a big mess", "you have to pump it long and hard so there is enough pressure for it to squirt", "ive never blown a giraffe before", "just stick it in and enjoy it", "if you dont open your mouth it will go other places", "im always banging something", "if theres anything im an expert at is making things fit into small spaces", "no youre doing it wrong youre sticking it in the wrong hole", "my turn she responded chris how can i do you you are too big", "it was long and black and wouldnt get out of me not realizing what she was saying she continued it was coming at me so fast i didnt have time to close my mouth that thing entered so quickly", "i cant get it out you have to rub it harder i still cant get it out you suck but youre better at getting it out than tim is ugh rubbing it more just made it bigger", "mmmits right in front of me and i want it in my mouth", "im just going to lay back while you drive me", "my shaft is longer than yours", "my ass is really sore but i like it a lot", "stop get out of my butt", "it feels soft yours is so hard", "is it hard to blow", "theres only 5 minutes left until lunch can we go to lunch he said youd be amazed by what i can get done in 5 minutes", "its longer then im used to but i handled it okay", "put it all the way in but be sure not to release until youve pulled out", "you dont suck it you blow it", "you have to jerk it off to get it to come out", "i really had to push that thing in because it wasnt fitting", "do we have to stay on top of you the entire night", "you just have to shove it in amp pump hard", "if you dont stop sticking that thing in me ill break it off", "its suppose to be hard now and soft later", "it was nowhere as big as he said it was", "dick one day we were in burger king one of my cousins bought fries amp without knowing out of a habit i said give me some dick", "to open it just finger it like this and push", "if it were just a little bigger we could all enjoy it", "i keep sucking but nothing will come out", "ive been playing with it for a while but all i could get was a little squirt", "you did it too hard then he replied well at least i can fit in now", "its okay you can put two in at once", "i was barely doing it for 10 minutes and i was dripping wet", "damn i penetrated too far", "try to stick it in the other hole", "should i go deeper as in should i keep explaining i didnt notice until after i texted him back yes go deeper", "wayside school to my little sister when one of the characters decided to pull a girls pigtail he said i want to wrap my fist around it feel the hair between my fingers and just yank", "omg it just popped out in my face", "okay you just gotta swallow it fast cuz if you let it sit too long in your mouth it will be too creamy to swallow", "yeah but i hate when you blow really hard and it explodes all over your face", "give it to me in the front wait no actually give it to me in the back", "oh damn its too big it wont fit i guess ill just have to suck on it", "you really need to learn how to screw better without thinking she said im sorry i just havent learned how to screw as good as you", "im pulling out now to which i replied just hold on im coming", "now it shouldnt hurt it just might be a little tight going in there but once its in there and going back and forth there shouldnt be any pain the only bad thing about it is the annoying grinding noise it makes", "its shorter than i remember", "i felt it squirt all over my face", "if i did that harder it would have gone everywhere", "let go of me i shouted she told me the more you wiggle the tighter it gets", "i cant feel my thighs or my ass but i want to go again", "just put it in your mouth im sure it tastes better than it looks", "you cant go that fast when its this tight", "you just gotta stick it in there and move it around until the hole gets bigger and that makes it easier to put it in next time", "i have to wash off my hands after sucking on that thing theyre all sticky", "its  not gonna fit its so big amp the hole is so small", "thats cheap it went in but then right back out", "ow why am i always the one taking balls to the face", "it is so hard and impossible to make it very long my grandma said ever so supportingly dont think of it as hard think of it as a fun experience", "32 inches is too big for the bedroom", "oh i loved it i could ride that thing all day long", "i want the thickest one", "i was going to tell you not to blow your load too early", "darling its better down where its wetter take it from me", "it came it finally camethe big one", "wait i cant find my rubber i use it for my strap on", "i came that day and i got massively wet", "do me do me", "its very large and has a big thick protruding object and even after 30 years it still produces the same orgasmic moment", "wow its really short but it seems like you get so much power into in", "do i have to be here long the tech person replied by saying dont worry itll be quick and painless i can do you right now actually", "take it out before you shoot it", "im so glad you made me come", "im still wet from this morning", "ive never done one this big before", "can we slow down actually can we just dismount for a minute i need to catch my breath im not used to riding this hard", "you have to pull it out shake it a little give it a minute then stick it in really fast", "i always go deep down to get the slimy stuff out", "he said i was really tight", "i love that stuff give me some and i was like no way and then he said come on just squirt it in my mouth or ill steal it from you and suck it dry", "if you dont take it in the mouth you know where its gonna go", "how do you eat the footlong after six inches im stuffed", "you have to make me come again tomorrow but ill probably just sit around and watch you do all of the work", "i have direct tv i dont like cox then connor said i have cox on demand", "from up here it sounds like your sucking start blowing", "it better taste good cause its coming fast", "wow these are the two hardest balls ive felt all day", "just put your hand down there and grab it", "will you two stop playing so dirty you just keep wacking each other over and over obviously its not doing anything", "i want to ride that big banana", "wow eight dollars is cheap for a handjob", "oh please dont pull out before i get there", "its so fun to squeeze and hold and play with and it smells good i never thought i would find such perfection", "fine dont pull out see if i care", "i scream really loud when its hard", "wow ur fast i replied", "i keep swallowing the white stuff but it keeps on coming", "be patient i know its hard and the floor is uncomfortable but im almost finished", "i still have the taste of nuts in my mouth", "okay im done it was long and felt good", "thats okay were used to being on our knees", "its so juicy its running down my face", "we did it in the bathroom and it got all over my face", "ive never done this hole before", "why wont it go in the hole then when i finally got it in it fell out so i yelled oh no it was finally in and it slipped out where is it where is it my friend sitting beside me said its right here between your legs", "ill have a 12 inch italian", "i just put the whole thing in my mouth and suck on it", "its hard to get really deep", "put it in deep and dont pull out", "i didnt realize it squirted that much", "you want a ride all you have to do is sit on it", "in this spot we need to be very careful because its very dark and very wet", "that is at the worst possible angle to get it in there", "i cant keep it in my mouth", "wow i didnt know what to expect and then it just came on my face", "ahhh this ones a squirter somehow it sprayed into my ear too grr now im gonna have smelly white crap all over my shirt all day its bad enough im already drenched in sweat", "twss when she would make a comment i did it once more and she finally lost it frustrated she exclaimed god youve been nailing me all day", "oh yeah oh yeah i love the white stuff its so delicious", "yeah but i like it when it hurts", "how about i rub and you squirt", "we have to make this a quickie in and out", "im sorry i cant swallow this one", "wow you got me all wet and sticky", "ugh his head just wont fit its too big", "oh god theres just so much of it i cant swallow it all at once", "i want you to mount it and grip it tight i dont want you sliding off the end lean forward slightly and touch back down", "oh wow theyre so big i hope theyll be able to fit in my mouth", "wow im surprised it remained stiff", "wow if it was that wet id just keep going back and forth back and forth back and forth that would be fun", "does it really matter if its bent youre just going to take it out in a minute anyway", "i need a 12 inch italian stallion meat pizza", "im pretty easy to please youre the hard one", "why do you have to put this one here i think they look so much better without the rubber", "im trying to angle it just right so i get more juices", "shove it in deeper we dont want it slipping out", "im not good at this its too hard to blow without realizing he said", "well were not going to just shove something in jerk it around and then pull it out again", "its hard being on top", "it is so big i have to use both hands", "we havent done 69 in a long time so you might not remember how to do it", "i can fit two in the rear and one in the front", "no sucking for at least a week", "now see this wood is hard if you run your hand down the side you can feel the density and firmness", "he can do magical things with his fingers", "i guess i was so excited that i just couldnt wait to get it in my mouth remind me never to put something so big and hard in my mouth again it really tore it up", "geez it just keeps getting harder and harder the more you play with it", "it was so small i didnt even feel it sliding out", "why did you scream so loud to which she replied i screamed so loud because you never come at me from behind", "it starts out soft but then it gets really big", "gross just put it in and go back to bed", "because i always need something in my mouth", "did you know you have a little hole right here do you ever play with it to make it bigger", "im better on bottom", "because i want something small that i can suck on", "just stick it in so you can come already", "dont blow yet just try fingering it first", "the bigger ones arent as good then my sister asks are they not as flavorful and juicy and my mom replies with exactly the larger ones taste worse", "i hate it when balls come near me", "pull harder it isnt as much fun if you dont try hard enough", "i just squirted everywhere", "you know i hate it when you squirt me in the eye", "every time i squeeze it it squirts me in the face", "dont spread your legs because im coming", "i like to eat it plain because its long and juicy once you lick it enough", "its pretty big so you better get it in to me", "i love you but you have to get out from between my legs", "when you lick it you get white stuff on your tongue", "i wish we would have recorded that moment when the thing blew up and exploded all over my face", "will you be wet forever", "damn its stuck in there good", "this ones ugly but doable", "wtf you know i like the short fat ones", "remind me that i need a 12 inch piece of wood", "oh it doesnt matter the longer the better", "he would make a terrible father because as soon as it came close to the end he would just pull out", "ill be wet before i get it up", "ring hockey my teacher was explaining how to use the hockey stick when she said you just need to stick it in and push", "keep on blowing she responded its full i cant fit anymore in it", "its harder when its longer isnt it", "my hand and arm are getting tired my dad said were almost done keep stroking", "this is a long and hard one so ride it the hardest and fastest you can", "when the balls hit you its probably going to hurt since its your first time", "put it in further and push harder", "dont push it in too deep or its gonna get stuck", "which hole does it go in and another said it doesnt matter", "thats too much meat to put inside your body at once but i enjoy it", "stop it i cant take anymore", "would you help me get this thing out of here  its too far in and its stuck", "oh no i cant put anything more in my mouth right now", "ew it squirted me", "my box has got two holes and one is smaller than the other", "when i blow nothing happens", "how do you get it off the other one said you just have to keep rubbing it", "overboard recently when goldie hawns character is describing caviar she says it should be round and hard and of adequate sizeand it should burst in your mouth at precisely the right moment", "i can feel it with my hand but i cant put it in the right spot", "i dont know what that hole is for ive never had to stick anything in there", "ugh i squeezed too hard and its gooey and all over my face", "well i would need to wet it down before i slide down it", "do that thing with your fingers it needs to be a little larger", "its just so hard being on my knees doing it", "omg its so big i can hardly get my mouth around it my other friend replied by saying it is really big but i find if you got at it from the side its a little easier", "stop forcing me in already when im ready ill come", "how much wetter can you possibly want it", "i didnt get my mouth over it before it shot out but it all shot in my mouth anyway", "its really small you gotta jam it in there real hard", "does it have be just one partner or can it be a threeway", "harder faster keep going", "i dont think i am doing this right my other friend repliedyou are supposed to use two fingers", "stop messing around in her shrubbery down there", "i cant its too tight", "ill scream if you dont give it to me", "does he really need to back up that far to pull out", "stop putting that white stuff all over my face", "oh my god its way to big it wont fit", "my fingers are too small my hands cramp up its just too hard", "we almost had a problem i didnt think the hole was big enough", "it gets stuck a lot so you have to push really hard", "omg these are so hard to blow then my othr mate replied i know you end up feeling light headed its easier if you hold them tighter otherwise they end up going all over the place", "you killed your straw i said i dont like when too much gets in my mouth at once twss then she said you can control that by sucking twss i replied but thats a big hole", "omg that burned my throat seriously i couldnt swallow", "yes its finally in", "is it gonna be longer than 6 inches because thats all i can do", "you just have to get it wet then shove it right in", "lets do it orally it will be faster", "you have to wrap your hands around it and rub it up and down vigorously", "should i lick it off", "why do i always get the easy ones and you get the really big hard ones", "i know its hard but we just gotta ride it out", "then should we suck you dry", "dont poke me with that its got white stuff on it", "i dont know if i can fit another one in ive already had so much junk inside me this week", "whats going on and she said he cant keep it up", "its not too hard you just have to put it in the right place", "stick it in then take it out in 20 minutes", "wow baby you sure were a trooper taking all those balls to the face", "its to big to fit in unless i twist it the right way or maybe if it was wet it would slide in better", "you need a wet finish", "i give up i dont know how to turn you on", "i dont know where to put it i responded just sit on it till he comes and goes away", "so first you have to lubricate it put it in and slide it in and out until it looks good", "if i have to wait for you to come ill be here all night", "hold on i have nuts in my mouth", "thats not doing the job lets try it without the rubber now", "say yes to the dress and the bride said it hits you in that right spot not too high and not too low", "it got bigger it wont fit back there", "i cant play with this anymore im all cocked out", "its okay ill let you put it in anywhere you want the first time", "i cant wait to put this in my mouth", "dont worry i can totally handle a big one", "wow i hope i can fit it in my mouth", "holy moly six inches thats insane", "awww man i wish it was longer", "everytime i take it out this stuff gets all over my mouth", "you really have to suck hard to get it come in your mouth", "i do this way better with my fingers", "aww man this job makes my hands wet and sticky", "this ball is too big  it wont fit in between my legs", "i just cant wait to get that 6 inch in my mouth", "you know i can fit two in my mouth at the same time but its kind of awkward", "someone needs to hem the bottom of my pants and i was in the kitchen with my sister when my mom said that sounds like a hand job i think youre the right person for that", "its too big it wont come out", "woah yours is a long one", "oh my god if youre going to come halfway in then just stay out", "could you whip it out for me", "the longer you play with it the harder it gets", "dont poke it with a stick just run off and play with your balls", "make sure you beat it until it gets really hard and then put it in", "theyre getting huge twss i then proceeded to say yeah they make yours look tiny", "why is this in my mouth", "you have to wait for it to get hard and firm and then you can put it in", "hey we need some soccer balls my soccer coach said you have 2 balls right there", "well it gets harder after awhile you just have to adjust and work on it", "i have been having trouble getting them up today but luckily the guys around here are patient", "its so moist i can eat it all night long", "get it in my mouth not on my face", "its stuck between two balls and i cant yank it", "how long does it take to get hard", "do you like salty nuts ive got plenty here in my hand", "haha dont bend over or youll be screwed", "wow you must suck fast", "that was the least suspenseful thing i ever saw there was no climax and i think the whole production lacked energy", "itll grow bigger even if it might look weird at first just let it grow", "it might be a couple of minutes i cant get it in", "you know it actually feels better the farther in you go once youre all the way in it feels perfect", "poke it and if it jiggles put it back in for another 5 minutes", "well now you have to eat it because you already fingered it", "just keep shoving it into holes and youll find the right one eventually", "thats what she said stories for a good five minutes i asked is this ever going to stop", "how do you make it hard to which my friend replied you have to go up and down", "lets go to a bbq restaurant and get some ribs to which she replied can i go a day without you trying to jam meat down my throat", "bitch you better not pull out", "five minutes is usually great but sometimes i take it out early if it gets too hot", "whew this is a really tight fit but im about to get it off twss then a moment later she stated  my finger needs a break", "its not that hard just really long", "liked to suck on them until they get soft", "you cant dance beneath me when theres monster between my legs", "now hes taken it out it looks pretty big", "i dont want to suck on this anymore but since i dont have anywhere else to put it i guess i might as well just put it back in my mouth at least it still tastes good", "no honey not that hole its too small i dont think it will fit try again", "ive never felt something go that far down my throat in my life", "once ive been drinking a lot my top comes off pretty easily", "its been in your mouth for half an hour either spit it out or swallow it", "damn it adam i could actually get some if you didnt keep pulling out so fast", "keep blowing it feels so good", "stop sliding it in so hard youre going to break it", "he just exploded all over me", "wow my hand can really make it squirt", "dont let it get sticky back there or we wont do it again", "hey who took my cherry", "lcd tv for my bedroom and my friend was over telling me how huge it looked in my room i looked at him and said oh i can fit a bigger one", "ive never seen anything so short in my life", "screw the white one the black ones bigger and you get more bounce off of it who cares if its a little hard to control", "i dont like it going in really deep at first but then when i warm up i like going down", "wait you have to wrap it up before you just stick it in", "im the same way i just suck on it until it melts", "some of them are harder than others but play with them over the weekend and see how you go", "well i dont like the meat but i like the flavor of the sauce", "here ill just put it in quick and fast the other proceeded to say no its too big it will rip", "i dont think its going to fit maybe we should get it wet then it will slide in really easy", "i blew another huge one", "its such a tight fit with the other three already in there", "you cant put it in yet its not hard", "yeah when you suck on it it gets harder", "it was soooo long and really hard", "i think you just play with it until it comes out", "my brother always wants to touch itmy sister is afraid of itand my mom wants nothing to do with it", "i tried to straddle it but it was too big", "just push it back up but it keeps coming back down sometimes you have to hit it a few times to make it stay up but once its up it stays there", "what happens if they dont grow the gardening club teacher shrugged just put it in and hope for the best", "i like the bigger ones cuz they last longer", "yeah just give it a tug and itll come", "i can touch it but i cant bang it", "let me see how wet it is before i put it in", "that was easy i didnt even have to bang it", "you gotta pull it out and lick all the white stuff off", "dad its not going in and he was said try sliding it in but dont force it its delicate", "i have been blowing it all day", "if you it pull it out of my mouth itll come on my dress", "i dont like to swallow right away i like to keep it in my mouth", "stick it in your mouth and blow quickly", "but i dont wanna bend over im all sticky", "dont you think these buns are a little too big for this meat", "hey how long is yours", "i didnt know if i was supposed to chew it but it just busted all in my mouth now it tastes to bad to swallow", "gosh im so tired of waiting on this im just gunna shove it all in my mouth to get it over with", "i cant take it its too big", "oh cmon take it out again and let me play with it", "any time hed come i would tilt my head back and swallow the whole thing", "i hate going down because it hurts my knees", "do you know how long itd take me to suck in order to get a swallow full", "guys get off your gonna break it you cant get on it when its drooping down like that", "hit me up while im still wet", "bulletswhich looked like small iron marbleswere stored i asked him is that where you keep your balls", "well its not quite the size i wanted it to be but itll have to do", "its a good three inches deep you should be able to fit a nice big sized rod in there", "oh man i have never been so wet and sore in my whole life", "can that thing even spurt cream out anymore", "i knew it was coming but it surprised me anyway", "my hands hurt its cold and these balls are too hard", "dont shove that big thing in my mouth", "get your hand out of there youre gonna stretch it out", "stop fingering my muffin", "massage the bag to mix it after a few minutes i exclaimed loudly wow i can feel it getting harder now", "i feel so bad i know you mustve been looking for the perfect place to stick that in all night long", "you guys are never going to get a good sound that way it doesnt matter if your fingerings are perfect or if your tounging is great if you dont control your air and blow in a steady unbreakable stream you will never be successful its all in how you blow", "man i hate the feeling of wet wood in my mouth", "stop playing with your self and get on with it come on boys i want this to be fast paced", "do you have anything else i can put in my mouth twss he follows up with i mean something more stimulating", "well that wasnt very satisfying she replies sorry i didnt know how hard to do it", "get on the bottom twss then he asked my boss where should we put it my boss said wherever you can find a hole", "slow down i cant hear you when im bent over and its plugged in", "does it matter where i stick this twhs to which i didnt have time to stop myself from answering you can stick it where ever you want", "oh that was a great entry boys", "when are you going to pop up", "im having fun getting it off but it keeps going back in my face", "we were grabbing some balls and they kept slipping out of our hands", "so how do you know when to pull out", "ive been sucking on this thing all day and it doesnt feel any smaller just stickier", "i scream when im wet", "stop youre stretching my hole", "faster joseph keep pushing i know its hard but were almost done", "i have to change positions its all sticky over here", "just because its small doesnt mean it doesnt work", "ow please dont put it in that hole it really hurts", "how do you get that thing in the hole", "i didnt know you could finish that fast", "these nuts are too small they are so hard to find", "its really dry do you want me to pull it out now", "oh my gosh i love dicks", "if my whole hand covers it then its too small", "i spit that out usually i swallow that shit", "its too big i need both hands", "its coming out little by little coming out squirt by squirt", "i will turn it all on you put it in and ill do all the work", "oh i like this one better its bigger", "tony when you come use the backdoor", "damn that shit is going back and forth so fast i cant even see it", "its stuck again help me get it out", "when he did it it hurt so bad i teared but then after the pain subsides and now it only hurts if i touch it", "dont squeeze it too hard or it will all come squirting out the top", "you will feel everything with this one it has a very sensitive tip", "im really getting tired of having this thing in my mouth", "it hurts like hell pull it out pull it out", "what i like stuffing it all in my mouth at once", "put it back in then i did and she said ahh thats better", "i know its thick and big just how i like it", "its too long and my throat hurts", "i could blow better than him twss i replied at least he has a nicely trimmed bush", "oh no its stuck were going to have to cut it off", "what am i sitting on where he is blind folded and had to guess he was sitting on the girls asked him if he was readyto which he replied my butt is ready", "then be quiet and either spread out or ill spread you out myself", "it was horribleprobably the most disgusting thing i ever put in my mouth it just kept gushing out", "18 inches puts it here were gonna have to go in a little farther", "i dont know how it got so big and heavy but it went in good", "just stick it in the hole", "long strokes are more efficient  you can finish in half the time  short strokes tire you out faster", "i hate it when you miss your bus by 30 seconds soon after posting this one of my friends commented saying oh yeah i hate it when it pulls out just as you get there", "i feel the 3 holes but i dont know where to put it in", "no youre putting it in too far youre shoving it too hard well dont put your finger in the hole", "i know ive never had to swallow one this big", "no you must stick it in and make sure its moist", "its not that it was hard it was just very very long", "it hurts if you bite it i think ill just suck it instead", "wow this tastes much better than it did yesterday", "it went right in you just slipped it right up there", "thanks asshole i really wanted your spray in my face", "if you go down low and pull out in the corner your gonna get back tapped by 4 different guys", "leave it in im getting wet and its already in too deep", "you got to learn to work your mouth and use your hands too", "what are you doing you are going to get my sheets wet", "god you guys are unloading on me", "it was so big it wouldnt fit in my mouth", "oh my god its so big and furry", "give me the thingy i know how to work itill just stick it in", "i cant stuff it in there i need you to help me", "i can feel it but i dont know who it is", "its huge itll never fit inside maybe we should grease it", "its always important to have two balls so that when hes playing with one youve got the other", "i only saw the tip of it but it looks huge", "i dont know how to go down on this thing", "that black one was really short i was kind of disappointed", "no thanks the little ones dont last long i prefer the bigger thicker ones", "make sure you lube it up before you drill it in", "you can all go home and practice with your right hands", "it doesnt have to be long but it has to please me and it has to be easy for me to see", "dont push it too hard if it doesnt go in you must not being doing it right", "oh my god it just squirted all over my hand", "i will beat you with this book well i have a bigger book it doesnt matter how big it is just how much force you put behind it", "this stick is too long to aim at my lips", "get inside you can fit", "oh yeah im fine i just had something stuck in my throat", "wow i put the whole thing in my mouth", "dammit it got stuck again", "put it back in and this time wait until you finish to pull it out", "hurry whip it out so we can get started", "its so hard and i got white stuff all over me", "i just got nailed from behind", "when you think about it it was inside of my mouth so it doesnt really count", "when i get this thing in my hands i just can not control myself", "you look like youre doing well and he replied it only looks big because its all red", "i put it in but then it hurt really really bad so i pulled it out really fast", "i like it cause the stick is so big it feels good its so easy to pull", "mine is thicker so its better in your mouth my little sibling said so what mines longer my dad replied remember guys its not about the size its all about the taste", "then i caught a massive one and rode it till all that white stuff was gone", "i hope to come everyday because that means i make money everyday", "everything about our intercourse pained me", "it starts around 11 pm and gets intense at 1 and stays like that till 3", "lets wait until it gets thick before we put it in something", "i can only eat a six inch", "this morning i blew it so hard i thought i was going to throw up", "that sounds painful and she said well its not so bad once you get in your mouth", "can we do this without talking", "how about we finger it first", "the harder you go more will come out", "well my husband is pretty big and i want him to be able to get in and out pretty easily", "the girl saidthe head is the best part its very juicy you need to get it and suck it suck every little thing out", "why do you always pull it out when i get to the good part", "it went down the wrong hole", "simpson youve been waving your nuts in my face for too long", "gaz stop hitting me with your balls", "its a lot easier with your legs open", "its too small i wont be able to play with this", "you have to keep shaking it thats how you make it hard", "i want to blow that one", "how much for a finger and a movie", "just stick it in already", "you need to get back on top", "it wasnt as big as i thought itd be", "open package and insert here", "you need to keep your contact tight and your hips loose", "it was so worth getting on my knees for that", "but i banged him", "i guess i just liked sticks better than balls", "its packed in too tight i cant get it out", "you may be able to get it to fit but it is a really tight space", "yeah look how wide her mouth opens", "man this is a lot harder then it looks i cant do it my friend turned around and told me just keep trying when i did it first i wasnt good either then i got better", "head is important and make sure you give a lot of it to your customers", "i hate it when you have it in your mouth and you just dont want to swallow", "oh thank god its shorter otherwise that would be waaayyy too long for me to handle", "dont worry it wont be very long or hard for that matter", "i dont mind that its skinny its just not long enough", "it wasnt hard but it was in so it still counts", "well his is stiffer but yours is longer", "its too long i cant get it to curve", "its good it finally went in the hole", "it looks better when its all wet", "they penetrate into you about this much", "its rubber and it feels weird", "im super sticky im an art student and had been messing with glue all day im dripping wet and the worst part is i assumed it wouldnt come until later on", "travis just go down already", "i am going to have to do it sideways its just that big", "i cant get it in the hole its too hard he finally succeeds in getting it in and shouts i got in in the hole", "yeah i always have to fake it with him too", "ewww anything that comes out of a sack tastes terrible", "this thing has been poking me all day", "it needs to be long and fat", "jeez how many inches is that", "hurry up and then i replied  its not my fault i cant make this thing blow any faster", "give me three more inches", "wow thats a really big squirt", "thats never gunna work and i replied it will do ive fit bigger ones in", "its too big i cant put two hands around it", "omg you squirted it in my eye you bastard it burns", "its so big i cant possibly fit the whole thing in my mouth", "i like them hard said one of my cousins no the other one said the harder they are the more they hurt", "that was the most enjoyable sausage ive ever had in my mouth", "blows to hard it gets all over get face", "which hole does this go in the bottom or the top", "whyd you take it out put it back in", "what kinda hole do you put that big thing in", "please dont feel threatened by the thickness of this it shouldnt be too hard", "wash this the other person proceeded to say what am i your ball washer", "oh my god i cant keep this up all night its too long and hard for me to do and then im trying not to scream and its just making me more crazy", "i keep trying to tell them that if they want it bigger than 8 12 inches it wont work as well", "can you fit your whole fist in there", "i love dicks", "just shut up and shove them in", "why are you so hard right now", "slide in all the way", "it was long and hardi mean 2 late nights in a row", "oh my god im shaking so bad it wont go in to which my friend answered suck it up and stick it in i have places to go", "im trying but its kind of hard to do with only one hand", "i just cant believe that huge thing explodes 8 to 12 times every day", "its the wettest thing in the world", "stop im already wet without you putting your hands on me", "its really wet and ive already had a couple kids go down unexpectedly", "it tasted so good i didnt know whether to spit or swallow it", "this would be so much more enjoyable if the balls were smaller", "could you tell i did that without my tongue", "johnson case she explained that she also was working on an unrelated johnson case at the same time after she gave me my instructions she said i need to get back to the other johnson im tending to", "expansion plug i said to my coworker good thing i pulled it out when i did because this nut was about to pop off", "ahh it hit me right in the face", "oh man we have a lot of good onesi just wish i could remember them  too which i said yea too bad they only come when we are drunk", "blow harder itll come out eventually", "it only works if its wet", "wow ive never seen any that thick before i bet this means we cant fit as many in now", "i wasnt sure if i could take anymore but i swallowed it anyways", "no it wont fit in that spot try the other hole  see it fits better in there", "you wanna get it right the first time you dont wanna have to keep putting your cargo in and out and in and out cause something might break", "she helped me put it in the back my cousin was like twss my grandma said wait you talked to her", "damn i forgot to put the laundry detergent in his wife replies josh you could be on your second load if you would have done it right the first time", "hey just because you got off doesnt mean i did", "how big is this thing gonna get", "oh my gosh does all that have to fit in there", "oh i call top following behind him was my mom who said oh its your first time need any help", "hmmi like anything that can fit in my mouth", "ow now my cheeks hurt from blowing too hard", "i cant blow hard enough to keep it up", "its too hard i cant get it out", "im sucking so hard and nothing is coming out", "you have a 50 chance of getting head and a 50 chance of getting tail", "theres a huge load in the rear", "when he turns it up it goes so hard it hurtslike it made me cry", "i love to suck them to get the juice", "get out of it down there your whiskers are tickling me", "grrr my vibrator is broke", "ugh i keep licking it and rubbing it and it wont come off", "i love staring at people when they pull out", "its okay i get hit in the face with balls all the time", "its long but its not hard", "now lets do this loud and hard and fast like it was meant to be done", "speak softly and carry a big stick we were supposed to interpret this quote one kid said everyone should want to have a big stick but if you have one you shouldnt go around telling people about it", "but im not wearing protection", "ughhh i finally managed to swallow it all", "usually you have to jerk it a couple times before it does that", "god weve been doing this for like an hour and its still stuck", "yeah so i had to sit there and blow it really good so it would be dry", "moooom it wont fit she replied just shove it in honey itll be okay", "i just cant seem to get it in the hole", "i dont like a mouthful i just like the taste", "wow its a tight fit to get in there hey", "adam stop spraying my face youre making me all wet", "i cant suck that it is way to large to fit in my mouth", "look i can put the whole thing in my mouth and take the nut out", "quit fingering it and just eat it", "i dont like things that squirt in my mouth", "he could see where the hole was but it just closed up so quickly that he couldnt get in there", "just put it in now and youll feel a lot better", "that was really slippery do you want it tighter jordan", "dont you dare pull that out yet", "i tried to blow it but it got in my eyes", "you can lick it all you want but dont bite it", "it slides in your mouth easier", "take it out and start working on it", "fits perfectly in your hands and in your life", "what are you doing to which he replied oh i didnt know you pulled it out already", "my thighs are sooo freaking sore my other friend standing next to us replied its okay its your first time itll get better", "justin stop playing with my rack", "ive never gotten one off that fast before", "there we go it took us three tries but we got it up and going", "its too big we have to move it around to get it out", "thats not fair this one is three times more likely to give you head than tail", "can you stop making my hole bigger", "no matter how hard i suck on this thing it still wont come up", "can you put it in i cant seem to find the hole and its starting to hurt already", "back in my day they werent as big you could get done with them in no time", "its a rough ride in the back we had to hold our boobs or it hurt", "it was a lot easier on my knees", "faster joseph keep pushing i know its hard but were almost done", "just close your eyes they all taste the same", "i think i need a big black one", "i cant imagine what it would be like to be on the receiving end of that thing", "i like em really tight", "sure just spray it in my eye", "i could make sex but it doesnt fit anywhere", "aw you popped  my cherry wow thats disgusting", "i opened my mouth too wide and it dribbled out", "i thought i could swallow it all but i was wrong", "if the size doesnt amaze you the taste will", "just put it in any hole thats wet enough", "put your fingers in all the holes", "its to long i dont know if this will work its just shaped so weirdly i dont know how they got it in here", "oh look it finally came up", "wow im getting really lightheaded from all this blowing", "if it wasnt wet it wouldnt have worked", "omg its soo hot its all over my mouth and down my throat", "just put all three in your mouth then after she was done i hit the button too hard and i get it everywhere and i go great there were so much of it i got it all over my face", "my throats numb im ready to go", "keep comming until i say stop", "cheesy prize thursday at school where the teacher pulls your name from a hat and you get to choose a badlywrapped cheesy prize i told her i was gonna grab the biggest one but on an impulse i grabbed the small one and it was the best choice ive ever made", "sarah get me a wet paper towel  i got it all over my leg and its dripping", "stop playing around and get into position and i responded ok coach it just hurts my back to do this", "what if you choke on it she replied it hardly fits in my mouth it cant fit in my throat", "im just going to do this quick and dirty", "come on open wider you can fit more in", "its everywhere give me a tissue", "be careful not to put it in the wrong hole", "i tried to stick a tampon and a few other things in there but it just didnt stop anything so i figured it was time to call a big strong man to do the job for me", "you looked like you had two enormous balls in your mouth", "just put it in make sure it wont come out and i will take care of the rest", "dont come in my face and expect me to keep my mouth shut", "not everyone can do it theres a technique for getting on and staying in and frankly getting out can be just as difficult not to mention a lot of people dont know what theyre doing while theyre in there", "dont worry the first hole is a practice hole", "thats good because no matter how wet you get her it still wont penetrate", "you gotta ride that and the one girls like ill take a ride on that for 600", "i like my meat hard", "who wants to be the giver this time and who wants to be the receiver", "can you fit that thing all the way in the back of your mouth and my roommate said easily", "hey fatty i get the top", "it sucks because the grass is all wet slippery balls and yuckkk", "its not big enough  twss but she argued back with  really  its the biggest one i saw in my whole life", "you have to get it wet or else it will get sticky", "oh my god nick you just about made me spit that out like everywhere", "its not longer its just harder", "hey we came at the same time", "that was really deep kevin", "just stuff the damn thing in your mouth and swallow", "alright take out that big monster", "if you could make it harder that would really help", "push it in harder", "it slides in so easily", "you really need to be in the mood for it or it just leaves you feeling unsatisfied", "you have white stuff all over your face", "i did all the hard ones last night", "haha my hole got super big", "i like the bigger ones better because i can hold them better", "wow why do you only have one hand on there is it not big enough for both of them", "alright justin what am i doing wrong here help me out cause it shouldnt take this long", "get that thing out of your mouth", "nolan you got it all over my face", "drive those balls deep", "i wouldnt be able to pull out with this big thing", "it was so good i wish it was still in my mouth", "squeeze it really hard until it comes", "it was little but it went deep", "i told him a thousand times not to squirt it in my face but he did it anyway", "the rods gotta fit in the hole real nice and tight if it slides right in the holes too big", "why is everyone going so deep today", "well its big and black", "houston we have a problem its too big", "dig deeper finish hard", "im too tired to get that off with my hand", "i was just about to come and then you knocked", "omg its so hard to get it all down", "oops i think my tailpipe just got stuffed", "crap now i have all this white sticky stuff on my hands", "its shrinking i can feel it", "that was pretty big but it couldve been bigger", "the balls are just hanging there noticing that they were in a little hole in the fence i added are they stuck in the hole", "what the fuck dont you know how to aim you got me right in the eye", "its getting too hard to blow", "it wont go in then i asked are you sure its in the right way then she said hold on let me use both hands", "just because its long doesnt mean its hard", "theres too much friction i cant slide down he replied maybe we should oil it up and try again", "wow the dang thing is really in there how will i get it out", "when you put it in your mouth it starts out hard but then if you keep going it gets really wet", "i cant it wont go in any further and if i push it anymore itll get stuck", "i like to do it slow because it lasts longer", "i had to suck really hard to get it up then it went straight to the back of my throat", "the smallest ill go for is 35 inches", "yeah the bigger it is the harder it is", "it wont go in its just way to small", "wow this knob is stiffer than i thought it would be", "i cant see it can you make it bigger", "i cant get it to come out to which he replied try sticking two fingers up there", "ow walter youre so god damn big i think you broke it", "normally i just shove it in and suck it", "pull out now in our moment of triumph", "i know who you are i know what you like i know how you like it be here in 1520 minutes", "so tonights the night to make it dirty", "i like sucking all the flavor out till it turns white", "thats it babe pull out in front of everybody", "i heard you breathing thats how i knew you were coming", "you need to stay in longer your pulling out too soon", "well i cant do it as fast with my bad arm", "wow that took a lot longer than it should have and i said back well you stuck it in there and i couldnt get it out", "sometimes when you ride too long you get wet", "so we can use either hole right", "just taste it and then spit it out dont swallow", "as soon as i squeezed it it squirted on me", "it makes my day every time he comes inside", "i had it and my sister wanted it so gave it to her and she rode it for a while", "youre gonna have to put it in for me", "you have to put it on the hole and push it in", "it came all over me and im all wet", "i think i need a big black one", "now if i can just get it in the hole ill show it to you up close and personal", "dont blow but finger them", "just give me something to shove in my mouth", "put it in my hand dont just leave it in my box", "why do they stick it in so far", "be careful i dont want it going off too soon again", "but harry you are so thick sometimes", "whatd you have to do that for i wanted to make love", "no no you have to do it harder and faster", "people could stick things in there and jiggle them around and it could ruin the whole system", "youre in good and deep now", "it was long hot and sweaty", "i like the long skinny ones those are very in", "right ill go down on this one", "i cant find the hole", "this ones nice and thick", "you keep trying but you cant get it in", "but u have to do it in front of me and put it all in your mouth", "that was awesome but now i am all wet", "oh my god this just keeps getting harder and harder", "push in pull out push in pull out", "it was really big and uncomfortable in my mouth", "i didnt touch your thing but its up", "normally theres a huge climax but for some reason its not coming", "i have three holes", "just jerk it as hard as you can", "ooh i love the long juicy ones", "dont touch it yet it aint hard enough", "just hurry up and shove it all in there", "wow this one is really long it might take a while hope you guys can handle it", "all he does is sit there and rub his tin sword all day long", "you idiot wrong hole", "just stick it innot there not there", "its not coming fast enough", "im sorry if its a little dusty down there", "ugh a big glob just landed on my cheek", "it keeps going in and popping out again", "we may be in for a wild ride its coming at us hard but if we are prepared we may be safe", "okay i wake up in the middle of the night and it feels like hes been inside me", "thats a mighty big snake i dont know if youll be able to fit it all in your mouth", "wow it pops up quick", "i like this one because its skinnier but longer", "has everyone finished writing this down i want to rub this all off the board to which one of my classmates asked why dont you write it down the bottom his response was because i dont want to get down on my knees", "i still use my fingers all the time", "id pull mine out but its too hard to get out", "the hole is too small it wont fit", "the little ones make it last longer", "this is way too small it just doesnt feel right", "its dripping down my leg", "son after she gets off then you can leave", "the opening is in the back so you kind of have to slide it in from below", "do i suck it or just put it all into my mouth twss after that he said its pretty hard actually harder than you expect", "oh come on just stick it in already", "omg its not coming out no matter how much i suck its too thick", "is it going to be very long", "thomas you have to push it in and twist", "yeah going in is a lot tougher than coming back out", "wait we didnt do it right there was supposed to be a big explosion at the end", "its really big and goes in really deep too", "oh its running down my leg dammit now its in my sock", "just stick it in there already", "thats beautiful too with the big balls", "put it in mine and see if it works", "buti play with it all the time i just cant stop", "watch im gonna put it in that little slit", "eww its all coming in my mouth", "try hard do your best its only a test of how well you can do  if you need help measuring get some help  you want to be good when your doing it", "hold on this will be amazing if i can find it", "my backdoor is not working youll have to use the front door", "thats okay we can just use lotion to get it off", "wow its amazing what you can do with your two fingers", "i can do a lot with this even though its short", "when i pulled it out there was white stuff on me", "this is so easy i could be in this position for hours", "my biggest fear is that its going to get into my eyes", "reach down there and pull out some balls", "pinch pots he said referring to our thumb and the clay  push it in and when you think its far enough go a little farther", "get that thing out of there", "oh its bigger than i thought", "its spraying that stuff everywhere and no ones cleaning it up", "oh yea right there rub it harder", "best night ever disappointed i had missed out i replied oh man i wish i came last night", "so they can dock their boats in the queens harbor", "every time you come in my room you make a mess", "if i squirt you then you can squirt me", "do you know how much it sucks to wake up to a vibrator every day and she goes well thats got to be better than the real thing", "ya thats the right one i think youre putting it in wrong", "aw it just blew junk in my eye my brothers  responsesorry i just dont use it that often", "im bleeding and it hurts but i think we should just finish", "i knew that was gonna be a good one as it was coming out of my mouth", "anything you can put in your mouth i can put twice as much", "but it doesnt feel that long", "ugh when u screw it the stuff comes out", "can you help me with this i cant get my hand around it", "you need to pull it out lick it and stick it back in", "i cant get in in gently and i dont wanna just shove it in", "its so big i doubt i can fit it all in my mouth", "put it in and then you can come inside", "thats right you cant stick it in if theres one in there already", "you have to pay to use the front entrance but the rear entrance is no charge i prefer using that one its more fun", "thank you for coming i know it was long", "wow thats a good oneyou should pull it out at parties", "its going to be really hot and tight", "i looked down and saw this black thing going in the hole", "so you take the cap off stick it into me count to ten and pull it out", "are you ok because she was struggling she said yeah but its too big i cant fit it in my mouth", "take off the wrapper and pop that sucker in", "we almost have this push harder", "no you have to stick your whole hand in there", "sure just make me go down why dont ya", "argh you always come at such annoying times", "ok i swallowed", "ive been trying to get that fing nut off all day but it was too hard and tight", "get in the hole damn this thing is just too big im gonna freaking explode", "theres just something about papa johns sauce", "yup done a couple blacks you know nothing major", "if ure going to come late come in the back", "you can just come you dont have to eat", "dude just stick it in this one it accepts cash", "wait could you do that once more real slow so i can watch", "yes but she spit it out", "youre in the right spot just try to get in there deep", "you know you cant fit an entire orange in your mouth after pausing he added you think your mouths big enough but its not", "wow thats a really big dog my other friend then says i guess so but ive seen bigger", "that was so bad im gonna give you another chance", "stop blowing it or you will hurt yourself", "its not working my other friend said just jiggle it around a little and it should slide right in", "do you have to suck harder to get more out", "i usually just go down but sometimes they make me do other things", "mmm i like where your head is", "you can suck them and suck them and suck them and they will never get any smaller", "it looks like its wet you rubbed it too much and now its wet", "what was that and he replied well i had four guys on me", "here you hold it and ill slip it in ok", "its so big i can see it getting up there but i dont know if itll fit in", "you need to be careful with your fingering or else you wont make it all the way up", "im not putting that in my mouth its way too hot", "my arm was killing me by the end of that", "i need more wood", "i dont want it to blow in my face", "i will wait until its hard", "it was the best thing ive ever put in my mouth", "man this is a weird screwing position twss haha but seriously its hard", "if you accidentally leave that unzipped all your stuff will fall out", "put your monster in here", "it was so much bigger than i expected", "im a little suprised its not usually that quick", "im not even going to touch that one im just going to sit on it", "i love it so much look its pink on the inside", "dont you dare put that thing back in there", "looks like someone trimmed that bush", "ahhhhh it just keeps coming its coming again after that he talked about the timpani drums and said yeah the head is too big", "i should blow this as hard as i can", "it wont fit and i said oh you probably have to wiggle it around then it will slide in", "no fair he came right between my legs", "tomboy girl was wearing big hoop earrings so my friend will asked her why and she replied with im trying to stretch my hole", "im getting it wet first so it wont hurt", "im putting it in all the way and it doesnt work if i keep pulling it out itll get even harder", "we cant just stick a finger in the dyke someones gotta go down", "this isnt even fun anymore its hot sticky and taking too long", "are you stiff yet", "lubricates it so it can easily go in and out", "i was playing with it and then it got longer so i yanked it off", "thats the dumbest position ive ever been in all i did was sit there and get paid to do it", "how far do i push this thing in its so hard", "how am i supposed to do this its so short", "dont finish before me wait for me so i dont have to finish by myself", "they look thick to begin with but when you put them in your mouth it is really quite surprising our thick they really are", "we need at least 6 more inches before we can continue", "i think i can squeeze you in", "ahh it just squirted on my face", "wow this is a lot to swallow", "its not like they are both in your mouth at the same time", "why are they all so big i just want a small pair of balls", "omg i dont like any of these positions", "i just love watching you try to get your mouth around that twss his reply this one is not as big as some of the others i have had", "pull it out pull it out pull it out", "and then i get to blow on a really long stick", "you dont know what its like to have these things hanging in your face all the time", "good job you put it in there twss i started cracking up laughing but before i could say anything her friend said why do you open yourself up for that", "i dont think youre going to get that out in time", "it would be better with more people but oneonone could still be fun", "damn this is a tight fit", "i didnt see him coming so i had to switch sides", "ahh its all over my face", "will you just stick your thing in me so it wont hurt me anymore because i really want to do this", "why the heck wont it go in oh its not stiff enough", "ok im just going to hold this and stare at it until it comes", "push it in slowly", "every time i stick it in it slides right back out", "oops sorry i swallowed", "dont put that in there the hole is too dirty", "omg its not going in", "maybe you should go around the other side to which i replied i think i can get in there wait its stuck in the bush i dont know if i can get it out", "its times like these where i wish my mouth was bigger", "use one finger not your whole fist", "youre gonna have to play with getting your hole wide enough", "well tonight were going all the way", "now a lot of you are doing it or have done it before so you should have some idea of what youre doing", "i just kept shaking it and shaking itand i even pulled but it just wouldnt shuffle she then responded with use two hands and put all your strength into it", "dont you dare take that out of there", "once you suck all the juice out its pretty much good for nothing", "its hard to suck and then i replied if i suck too hard im gonna choke", "wow i didnt know he could get that long", "there you go push it up into her", "if you dont get that thing away from me i swear i will snap it in half", "make sure its in all the way", "sadness even thought its hard you need suck it up and swallow it", "youre really shoving it in arent you", "it went in already i didnt even feel it", "grrr this thing needs to be a lot bigger", "i think its down in there too far", "just aim at the hole and shoot it in", "in fact youre soft all over", "i like mediumsized not massive", "eww its all over me my face is sticky and im wet", "hmm its wetbut its not turned on", "but its so long and hard", "oh my god im craving a foot long", "i dont know what im doing i really like him but i dont know how much he likes me me i know its hard at first but just try to relax and take it slow youll gain confidence and itll get a lot easier", "this sucks im all wet and i dont know where i am", "youve got to make sure you shove that all the way in for it to engage", "you gotta wiggle it around a little bit its kinda funky", "why wont it go in its so small", "come on put your fist in", "stop talking and put some effort into it", "it was long and hard and boring", "it was absolutely hugemuch bigger than any of the ones you would have seen before", "its too big for me to work with", "its delicious  so thick and so juicy", "do you go all the way or do you pull out", "there is no way that will fit in there just look at how tight it is", "just try blowing harder her response i cant blow harder its too much", "alright come on girls on top boys on the bottom", "i know he licks and licks and makes everything wet", "thats quite big it might not fit oh shove it in anyway", "hey curt think you can make that hole any bigger", "the longer it gets the harder it is", "the hole is not big enough", "you came you came its about time", "oops sorry i swallowed", "its so deep and moist", "wow dude your hole is so big compared to mine", "how am i supposed to get my mouth around this", "when you get it open i know just the right way to squeeze it to get all the juice out", "i yanked on it really hard but it wouldnt go up", "where should i spit this", "you have to pull it long and hard until it comes", "first i like to go up then i like to go down then from side to side and then all around", "well 13 inches is way too small i could do 15 but id prefer 17 itll make everything faster", "slow down i cant get it in the hole", "when i opened it it was hard then i bit into it and it tasted bad my sister then says yeah i dont like them hard", "go hard or go home", "just because she sticks her head in my crotch doesnt mean you can too", "this is a ballhandling skill", "do you always have to be so rough", "ew its all wet and sticky", "no its ok you dont need to pull it out", "just pull it out while youre sucking on it", "the faster you bang it the more it hurts", "is there any white stuff on my face", "oh man it squirted on my face", "i cant spread my legs far enough to get on it", "its not how hard you blow its all about technique", "make sure you shove it kinda hard so it goes in the holes", "its so slippery i cant stop", "wow thats a deep dark crack down there", "a great penetration", "we only put hard things in our mouth", "shake it hard that way itll all come out", "wow i didnt expect it to be that big", "wow that one is so big it makes we want it even more", "pull it out pull it out", "i think i cant swallow it anymore", "when you push it down its supposed to rise back up", "shes got her hand on the hole", "i take most of my shots in the behind", "its so thick i cant get my hands around it", "amanda just let me poke her in the face with that stack of money  amanda said i would let you poke me in the butt with it too", "omg it hurts so much but it feels so good", "straddling wood is more comfortable for me because i ride", "its hot warm and tastes so good in my mouth", "it is the same but you have to suck instead of blow", "they should put rubbers on those things", "aww its all loose now", "thats what she said i kept telling him to stop and when i finally said it with conviction he looked up at me and said you know that im just going to keep doing this all day right", "god why is it so long", "careful that ones really hard and slippery", "here put it in my hands and ill lick it from the bottom for you", "wed love to be sitting on your face", "wow you are the perfect length for me right now", "stop playing with that youll stretch it out and then i cant use it", "come on just put it in your mouth and blow", "pump with your right hand and then slowly add in your left", "yeah just stick it in there you gotta shove it in that hole", "if you can get the inside wet you should be able to get it off", "is it wide enough for you he says its wide enough to fit just i want it longer", "i have to be careful or it might come out all over everything", "yeah you can only play with so many balls", "fine ill have to play with myself instead", "no i want to wait so i can get more than just the head in my mouth", "pull the fuck out", "ill be finished long before youre done squirting that in there", "sorry guys it usually takes me a few holes to get warmed up", "holy fuck why is this so hard", "can you go a little deeper", "it was coming at my face", "come with me", "it feels tighter than before", "he was big and i was nervous i just took the picture and got out of there", "i think its in already", "just pull it out gently", "wow thats a massive organ", "how did you do it i asked his reply i just bang it hard til it submits", "you might wanna shove your hand down there and see if you can find it before you get in", "dont get off until i tell you to", "i dont think i can fit another one in me im just too full", "well i like it both ways", "you know how that thing pops up it was very little", "i cant get it to go in i dont know what to do", "do you need help laying that pipe or can you get it in there", "hey i cant find the other ball there is only one here", "man this stick is stiff and i say dont press too hard or youll break it", "thats the thickest ive ever seen it", "let me know if thats blowing too hard", "its too small it keeps sliding out of place", "how do you do this and she said you just have to keep pushing but not too hard or else you might get wet", "what are you supposed to do with something that little", "dillan you squirted it on me im wet", "i dont care how you get it in there just do it", "it was just so beautiful and big and perfect", "ugh i cant find it twhs no no go back you were just in it", "looks like im going to be riding this one it looks pretty big but i think i can handle it", "youll be there by george strait and theres a line that goes and it might be a long hard ride but im gonna take it", "oh i thought it would be longer", "hot n cold by katy perry  some of the lyrics are youre in then youre out youre up then youre down", "you stuck it where", "i cant get my fingers in there its too tight", "this game is called positions youll need a partner giggles throughout the class now you all need to be up for this game", "weve been at it for hours cant we just rest", "you cannot fit that whole thing in your mouth to which he replied yeah i can ive done it before just never in front of people", "this thing is so tiny how do i make it bigger", "ive been pounding that into him for the last year and a half", "im sorry i was riding you so hard", "just grab it and shove it up there", "just sit on it pull it and it should release", "let me get wet real quick", "that guy had a huge load", "you went in the out door not allowed", "its a little stiff but i can manage", "its big its slow and its gonna be long", "its too thick i just keep sucking and im getting dizzy from it", "i just need to stuff something in my mouth to keep me satisfied", "it goes to sleep if i dont touch it for too long", "yeah theyre slick when they dont have anything on them", "i almost put this thing in my mouth", "i hate it its so long", "hey is that a grande i paid for a grande but it doesnt feel like a grande", "just put it in and it will be all downhill from here", "wow you can spread them", "just stick that wherever it fits theres gotta be a big enough hole somewhere", "if you only do easy ones then youll be screwed when you come across a hard one", "i wanted cherry i said sorry but jason already got my cherry", "omg im so wet twss i then replied  i know lets go in deeper", "i knew you were coming but i didnt know you were going to do that", "oh god theres a hole here too", "you are not permitted to do that", "honey i dont think this is going to fit", "oh two guys are coming this is going to be a real treat", "everyone squirted a little in mine", "theres too much of it it wont all go in at once", "why does it get all wet like that", "why do i even keep trying this thing is bigger than i am screw it", "wow you suck a lot you suck more than i do", "whoa thats a long one", "he just shoved his head in between my legs", "he just shoved his head in between my legs", "you need to quit sticking your fingers in things", "as soon as i pulled it out i found the other hole", "take that out of your mouth im supposed to do that remember", "it got stuck in the crack", "fits perfectly in your hands and in your life", "theres no way i can vault over that one of the guy pole vaulters responded oh dont worry itll stretch when you hit it", "whoa i didnt know it would come out that fast", "oh my god its too much i can barely swallow then later hayley said youre so messy its all on your face", "i was okay then i just started getting all wet and i didnt really like the feeling of it", "i have a muffin downstairs", "dont expect me to keep sucking on it before i swallow", "guess well just have to play with it and see what comes out", "you just slide it in and thats it", "yes i dont understand he followed with okay ill give ya a quickie", "omg were soo wet", "ill start slow and increase my performance", "aww man now ive got a huge stain on my shirt from a big old piece of wood", "come one man two straight days will wear a girl out", "if their toes didnt curl you didnt do it right", "this is gonna be good i can already feel it", "you have to use two fingers", "wow thats really long she repliedtwss while laughing she exclaimedhey im getting pretty good at this its easier than i thought it would be", "my hands getting kinda tired does anyone else wanna beat this", "oops is that ok and my mom said thats fine its better when you go deep", "uhh i have to suck so hard", "most of the time i can control it but today it just came out", "hello and the woman on the line said youre going in and out", "these things are great you just slide it up and down on the bar but you have to make sure its sticky not too sticky because then it doesnt budge but if it is too loose it just slides up and down with no control", "oh my gosh this thing is too little i cant get it off", "get that white stuff out of my ear", "wow its amazing how fast it exploded", "its so slippery i cant get a good grip on it", "what part of our relationship makes you think you can go in there", "honey do you want pink or brown", "oh sorry it was so little i didnt even notice it", "cmon you said youd do it i then said no im too tired youve never done it before have you she asked yes i have i answered then lets do it", "i love the taste but its just too big to fit in my mouth", "some people do it different ways  some use there hands and go rough and some just dont care and go easy", "theres two sizes of holes and it will only fit in the one make sure you get it right", "wow its so big i cant even open my mouth wide enough to fit the whole thing in", "dont push it too hard itll bleed", "try not to get so soft too fast", "this is so awesome i have three instruments playing in my box at once", "what if it gets stuck in there", "it might pop in your hand", "he cant get it in his hand is shaking too much", "no so i saidyoure gonna get in it and youre gonna like it", "i keep sucking but its not coming", "hey can you pull it out so i can go down", "you know from what i hear they dont really suck they blow", "your noodle just squirted up into me", "how many bjs do you need", "this is the hardest thing i have ever sat on", "the price is right when a contestant almost fell after spinning the wheel i said man she almost fell from yankin that thing so hard", "did it taste better when it was wet", "i cant do it it hurts then i said yeah it used to hurt me before but now it comes naturally", "do you have an extra gstring", "make sure to get it in there quick", "put it back in its still moist in the middle", "its too big and then forced it in and said now i cant get it out", "i love bjs", "oh no its leaking white stuff", "it hurts when you squeeze me there", "whoa looks like something big went down here", "its always so sticky and hard to get out of your hair", "if the legs arent straight its going to go in crooked", "its very sensitive use your finger", "i was gonna blow that", "dang it all its supposed to be hard not soft", "now im all wet and i replied with  youre getting her all wet just put it in", "just so you know im going to choke this down for you", "i cant get it back in the hole", "i cant take it its too long", "noooo you went in too deep", "hes so big let the poor guy in its probably already hard", "if you poke me with that thing one more time im gonna break it off", "more wood you all need to get more wood", "i thought it would be bigger than that", "there should be a big black one in there", "can i take notes on the back of the paper and my teacher replied now the back is just as good as the front", "pull it out pull it out", "messed up the entry there sorry lets try that again", "i like the big ones", "that head is really small", "come over here and ill show you how to put this thing in", "thats huge i bet it hurt", "this is way to much meat for me", "dont worry ill grab your meat", "wow you stretched me so good", "just hold the two balls in your hand before doing anything else with them", "it only gets hard when it hits me in the face", "donations accepted in the rear", "shew i wish a ride could get me wet for once", "jaysus u ripped the shit outa that hole", "i liked the big balls better", "hi i need some caulk", "its huge  its like this long and that big around", "boy the next time you come inside you better have a good reason", "wow it shriveled up quickly", "hurry up and put more in your mouth youll never finish in time at that rate", "its funny im taller than rob zombie to which i replied i cant believe how small he is i thought hed be bigger", "how do you eat pumpkin seeds do you bake them with seasoning first and my other friend said no i just suck on em and swallow", "yeah everything on that boy is oversized", "how come mine isnt big enough and the other girl said i dont know maybe the holes too small", "he put that thing in my face and i can still taste it in my mouth", "you can put it in either one but make sure you dont squish my buns", "youre going to have to pull out before i can get in there", "oh my goodness thats enormous its almost the size and weight of the phone", "i just like to sit there and suck on them", "do i have any nuts in my teeth", "for example life is highway and im gonna ride it all night long", "howd that white stuff get all over your pants", "need you now by lady antebellum and i noticed that in the first chorus theres a line that goes i said i wouldnt come but ive lost all control and i need you now", "id much rather get my fingers sticky than my mouth", "oh it feels so good you just insert here and squeeze", "its still coming and its going keep coming for a while", "yeah he was trying to get all deep with me and he just kept plugging away at but it wasnt working", "i think the main problem is i use my hand so much it doesnt get a break", "you put in slow and pull it out fast", "can you just get it in already", "it was long and had a gigantic head", "its so sticky", "how long do we keep it there my mother replied until its big", "i have to keep this in and around my mouth at all times", "im tired and irritated of being in the same position", "dude you just blew it all over my face", "flamingo mallets and the rubber hedgehog balls for the first time the grade 9 girl playing alice was having trouble making her flamingo move instead she was focused totally on hitting the hedgehog i yelled worry less about the ball and more about the head", "you have to wait for it to get hard first", "it looks pretty huge and wellused", "make sure to lick your reeds to keep them nice and wet", "nah i think he can squeeze it in", "it wont come out", "wow that was pretty good but i bet you cant do it twice in a row", "you have to squeeze it before you put it in", "wow thats even bigger than i thought", "just put it in the back of your throat and dont think about it", "i could get this in i could get this in i just need to squeeze it tight and push it in quickly", "aim for the mouth", "im squeezing it but nothings coming out on me", "im going to put my mouth on it and suck it dry", "i dont care as long as its fun to play with", "it was so hard my lips were swollen", "this gives your arm a workout", "it was too big and had too much cream", "so you think you can dance judge mia michels told said to one of the dancers it was fast it was hard and you hit everything with perfect accuracy i loved it", "it just squirted at me", "its not huge but its big enough", "yeah she gets off really easily", "well at least well both go down together", "it felt like it was 8 and it was really 6 and it is so dark", "when we get done with the little one were gonna do the big one", "that just kind of squirted out there didnt it", "im so mad i havent done it for so long and then i fell asleep", "the dentist said i should just massage it nice and easy to make it feel harder", "yeah you know i have the biggest mouth in the whole school", "i got my kness all dirty for nothing", "i dont even know who i should go toa bone doctor", "i squeezed one of them too hard and it went up my nose", "you get the front and ill get the back", "oh my knees hurt can you remind me not to kneel next time", "you have to lick it and then blow it", "that was the worst seven seconds of my life", "are you a vegetarian i laughed and said no way i love meat", "oh its moist just the way i like it", "man that was so fun i learned so much and felt so good i was hoping that it wouldnt end even though it was so long", "its hard for you to slide into small spaces", "ow that hurt but it was fun so im going to do it again", "i want to do some laundry my aunt said i think zach just put a load in", "be careful its all wet and slippery", "wait why is it all over my face and not all over yours", "this is the longest problem ever and i said ive seen longer", "oh that got bigger than i thought", "thats it i give up it was fun at first but then it just got harder and harder and i kept falling off it", "its too big i cant receive it", "oh come on if its really tiny well just ride it twice", "its so big and i just looked at her because my dad was sitting across from us then she said what i cant wrap my hand around it", "oh yeah its the blackest one ive ever seen and it lasts a really long time", "it got everywhere but my mouth", "everybody in the hole", "i like how the balls feel in my hand", "im suprised that nut lasted that long with it being finger tight", "there used to be a bush there but its not there anymore", "dude whyd you just stop randomly", "it tastes better than it smells", "oh this popped out do i just put it back in", "do i still have white stuff on my face and the other girl looked and said no i think its all cleaned up", "eww what is that nasty white stuff", "the main goal i have here is to be able to take it out and pop it straight in my mouth without any pain", "its not as big once you get it in your mouth", "easier to put in than take out", "alright it is going to be hard when you first try but it will get easier at the end", "that wont work like that try putting it in this hole", "you can feel free to put it anywhere you want", "ewwwww its in my hair some one go get me a towel", "iron man with some of my friends when it came to the part with the main badguy taking control when the chick was downstairs in the basement of stark industries she turns a corner and sees the first iron man suit then she says i thought it would be bigger", "be ready for the second one theres no waiting", "simply start at the base of the rump rubbing your way out and follow it to its natural conclusion", "we dont need this since you already know how to eat out", "if this were any harder it would break my fake teeth", "yeah it was a big scary one i was shaking it lasted so long", "i need another six inches", "i worked that hard getting it in im not taking it out", "anything that will fit in this hole when handed a pin she looked at it and said oh thats not going to be big enough", "boy i sure hope that tastes better than it smells", "put this in youll like it", "stop playing with it and eat it already", "it tastes better if you lick it off the top", "i love putting things in my mouthit feels good", "nope that does go in there no not in there either keep trying charles you can do it", "i can feel it going down my throat", "this is going to be a big one here it comes", "thanks for letting me know you were coming inside", "just tell me if you get too wet okay", "whip it out and hand it to me", "sure when do you wanna do it my sister says lets do it right here right now", "hmm its long black and thick", "i dont think i can swallow this", "when its finished where does it come out from", "if one of you starts squirting that thing around this is going to get serious", "im sucking hard but its not coming up", "man i could honk on this thing all day", "whats that my mom goes thats where all the tasty juice comes out", "its so small but its so fun and nice to play with", "just stick it innot there not there", "it wont work my guy friend sitting near me then proceeded to yell  in the fairly quiet art room keep squeezing i know you can do it", "this stupid thing wont go down", "ohh ya how was it did it hurt", "eww theres fur in my mouth", "its not that hard we just havent done it in a while", "oh yeah i love some meat in the morning", "i dont like the thick ones i cant hold on to them if theyre too thick", "knead it first then you gotta suqeeze to get the white stuff out", "itll go down by itself no need for you to stick your fingers down there", "its sooo cute when you nibble it softly like that", "turn me on and try me", "bro your jeeps pretty filthy n i replied wout even thinking yeah when i get home im gunna rub her down for about an hour n then wax that bitch", "something about it being ultra thick just makes it that much more filling", "omg were soo wet", "be gentle now you dont wanna strain yourselfthen everyone began yo laugh and coach saidits not funny it has happened to me and my lower back hurt for 3 days", "you guys just keep coming", "like he only came round for an hour and a half today but he still came", "oh my god i love the taste of this", "this is great its one quick gulp then youre ready for another", "it is a little tight but your small so you could fit", "my favorite way to have these is to suck on them one at a time", "whoa he pulled out without warning", "when its thicker its usually shorter", "its too dry to fit down my throat", "i dont want to put that in my body", "ughh im tired of putting them in just to pull them out you do it", "at least give me some warning before you come in", "look at how full my box is i can barely get my hand in it", "pull it out a little bit its in too far", "i think id know if something went down my throat or not", "its stuck help me get it out", "hit that crack and it should go in the hole", "stick the narrower part in first it goes in easier that way", "alright im going to need one of you manly men to put some wood in for me", "im going to get my vibrator and go to bed", "its ok i just want your meat", "going down now", "put it in the wrong hole", "i thought they were supposed to be bigger", "i hate it he just came out of nowhere", "did it go in", "are you done in that hole", "we cant fill er up because our hose isnt long enough", "its a white anaconda", "i could do this for hours", "you do know im faking it right", "aww daniel i told you you should have put it in more", "its harder to keep in when its thin it just keeps falling out", "maybe we should try something horny", "youre sticking it in the wrong hole", "you just get a little in your mouth and be sure to blow really hard", "im waiting for you to go down i dont care how long it takes i got all day", "come on we have to go i said ok then she said honey come faster i have to go twss then when i was ready i said ok i finally came are you happy now", "i like doing the big ones", "can u put that thingy down about the projector screen then the teacher replied i cant i keep on pulling on it but it wont come down", "thats okay i like mine tight", "sorry i didnt even know you were in there", "i wish you would finish already", "youre being really rigid and its a little hard to swallow", "just suck it up and go faster", "i can make it wetter if you want", "its sore when i touch it and when you touch it", "just grab one and put it in your mouth but be careful itll drip", "so thats why im not getting any", "hey man you making my holes bigger", "okay i have to stop this my fingers are getting numb", "i cant get it in there", "ugh mine wont fit twss the teacher looks at her and the person says no matter what i do im never going to get this to fit in here", "well yeah big things are more fun", "hot damn that hurt but it was a good hurt i broke a sweat a major sweat", "wow i didnt know they came that small", "get your finger out of my muffin", "its wide open for you just the way you like it", "oh wait this is too small i want it bigger", "oh no its all wetcrap it penetrated through", "its so hard i cant do it anymore", "look my lord it comes", "it was mostly oral", "how do you caulk it because my husband nailed it but it wasnt filled", "its too big for my mouth", "aww man the cap broke off now its spraying everywhere", "keep going i reply im looking for a better one", "deeper go deeper deeper", "whack it as hard as you can", "oh i dont want to do this one its too long", "i like where youre heads at", "anything penetrating yet", "i got blessed with glenns so long", "wait let him slide in first", "hey stop putting your finger in there", "i hated it i dont like people in my mouth", "man i hate reaching down there and not finding anything", "im not blowing anything", "its like i cant breathe without you inside of me", "oh good i finally get to go down", "i was gonna shove it back in but i was afraid i would get electrocuted", "dont hug him youll just get all wet", "just stick them in any of the holes", "just stick it in there fill it up and pull it back out", "you can try and stick it in there but its going to get really tight", "it squirted all over my face and hands", "im going to finish this sausageyummy after i had caught by breath from all the laughter i yelled you almost made me choke", "alright i will try my hardest to come", "yeah i thought it was gonna be a little long but it was actually kinda short it fit perfectly", "come on come on faster faster harder harder come on you can do it", "well i heard you say my name so i came as fast as i could", "these are so much bigger than the ones from last time later when we were done she said that wasnt bad at all it was much easier than i expected and it went by pretty quickly", "it was unusually long in my mouth", "this is really hard to swallow", "it tasted good but it had a bad after taste", "okay well ill still take it just make sure you put it in my box tonight", "just stick it wherever it will fit", "lets look in there and see if we can get it out", "that hole wasnt that big", "im all wet and sticky", "do you need any help getting it up wait", "man im sure going to get a big load today", "do you know how messy it will get if we do that in the tent", "this is the farthest ive ever gone", "please do not ride me", "i cant stretch it over the thingy", "it hurts but its a good hurt", "make sure you bend your knees and grip it tight or we wont get anywhere", "i almost had that in my face", "i was just happy i got him in there", "you got it in my eyes they were open and now theyre all wet", "i know youre not supposed to rub off on me", "dammit it fell out", "is it going to get bigger", "i dont understand why it gets so big", "its all slimy cause i was sucking on it", "youre going to have to take it out and turn it around then then put it back in because its too big and wet", "i took yours out earlier because it was so small", "can you tell me if its coming any time soon because this is ridiculous", "high five you made it in", "art thou coming", "why dont you just come at the same time as me", "tweedeley dee tweedeley dum look out baby cause here i come", "man i hope that thing doesnt infect me i dont want to get a shot", "okay but you cant have my cherry", "mmmmmm its salty", "mmmmmm wonderful and wet i really needed that", "its so small and skinny and it has no juice", "get me one i said nooo i have to hold this in my hand i wont be able to get it out she replied just put it in your mouth then you can use your hands", "ya i whacked those balls so hard", "dang i felt that one go in", "ouh thats a honker yeah wow youve really got a honker", "wow that was a pretty big blast", "wow you are done already", "you didnt let me finish", "careful its real slippery in there", "yeah whenever you stuff it too much it rips", "i cant believe its so tiny", "its bigger than yours right i asked the response no theyre about the same size except his is longer", "ughh i hate those big black balls", "dont you dare blow on me", "oh my god it keeps on coming", "togo bag as he slipped it in there he dropped the bag to the floor his ensuing response as he bent down to pick it up dont worry its still in there maam", "well that looks like a mouthful", "almost done only two more holes left", "its practically in my mouthits in my mouth", "the nut went down the wrong pipe", "it wouldnt fit in the hole then saying there was blood everywhere", "wanna tast my fazoozle", "no its just bigger than what im used to", "come in the other way and youve gotta stay in", "hurry up and come inside", "i nearly had that in my cleavage", "captain weve got a breach in the lower level", "i wanted to take a picture but i made it too big", "oh sorry that just fell out my box", "i cant stop it when youre going so hard", "it seemed like it would be easy to do but it was just so hard and after all that he didnt even like what i did so i had to do it again", "no because it will take me longer than you to finish", "theres no way i can fit all of this in my mouth", "hey get out of my bush", "did i say you could take that out", "i dont want to get my legs all wet before i get it in", "well if we go down we go down together", "aww i just needed two more inches", "lockin in which we stayed up all night last night at about 330 in the morning a couple of us where sitting around telling jokes and my friend told a whole bunch in a row when he said he couldnt think of any more a girl said nooo that was great keep going", "come on lets get it in", "get your hand outta the hole", "thats the biggest shot ive ever taken", "welli yelled at her then i got her wet", "its so wet down here", "so what level are you going on he answered medium what about you oh im easy im always easy", "it should only take 15 minutes to change sets theyre running late i looked back and said the longer they make you wait the louder youll scream", "it went right in my mouth ew ew ew", "but if i lean over everyone will see them", "it looks funny but it feels really good", "maybe you can get it in but itll be a tight fit", "its not gonna fit its oversized", "stop it youre making me all wet", "my hands hurt can we take a break", "no no dont take it out it wont go back in", "ughh it hurts when i swallow", "aw it fell out of my mouth twss and my mom proceeded to say well you need to either keep it in your mouth or dont put it there in the first place", "i had to press it really hard so the sticky stuff would come out", "i choked before i even put it in my mouth", "dangit it fell out i cant get it back in", "push it in harder itll probably go in far enough", "its hard to do it standing up", "i like it both ways", "it took 4 of us to get it back up", "how about these she responded those are too thin they wont last very long", "theres one in the front and one in the back", "ahh i got juice all over me", "this one looks like a smally one but a fun one", "i probably look funny doing it but its a great workout", "whew that was tiring it took a lot of energy", "wheres my cute little stick usually it jumps up right away", "instead of letting it get banged around down there why dont you put it in here", "it comes in spurts", "its still not very big", "i really love it but ill have to work my way around the nuts", "wow look how long that guy is", "wrong hole", "whoa i made it bigger", "what happens if i do this he unplugged something and the monitor went weird i shouted put it back in and dont take it out", "you have to go hard at it for 30 seconds", "ahhhhhh ohhhhh it went right in there", "it hurts when i put it in and out", "just keep pushing itll come", "dont worry its hard at first but the more you do it the more you get used to it", "come on just get it in the hole its not even that hard", "im still waiting for it to go in", "their mouths stretched in passion", "im sucking but nothings coming out", "you sure you know where to put it in", "yeah its gonna be never ending the company is fine its my butt that cant take it", "hey look it fits in the crack", "wow it got up really high that time", "its growing bigger and bigger and it wont stop", "ugh why does it keep slipping out", "stop tugging on that or it will crack why do you have it on then she countered i wasnt expecting so many people to be pulling on it all night", "this is confusing and its taking too long to which the teacher responded well if youd have been doing it right 5 minutes ago you would be done by now", "okay liam stick it in there", "sometimes it just starts and then stops and then starts up again", "my arm is so tiredit feels like its about to fall off", "im getting double meat", "joel why is this part so big", "what happened to the rubber", "what can mess things up is if its really hard because if its too hard youll be in there for over an hour just putzing around", "whoa thats a lot of nuts", "its so hard its become a part of me", "i hate how he always puts it in at the wrong time", "wow this thing is longer than i thought it was we could jump rope with it", "thats the longest ride ive ever had", "ok you can pull out now", "i dont get how this works the thing wont fit in the hole", "ill give you some cream", "spread it out so i can see it better", "dont let it drip on the floor rub it on your hands", "man youre just too fast for me", "nah its just thick and squishy", "i saw you at your game last night but the worst part of it is i was sooo wet", "help me i cant seem to get it to go in", "its too big it wont fit in", "yeah it was just something that came out unexpectedly", "it was gonna blow so i had to cover my face", "can you screw it in the other holes twss then when we were done he said that wasnt as hard as i thought it was going to be", "no you cant go in that way", "too late its already in my mouth and it tastes fine to me", "gonna push it to the limit give it more", "wow this ones a mouthful", "the bracelette it tends to stretch when wet", "try to rub it off before you stick it in", "is everybody in", "ow and my mom asked whats wrong he said he got a splinter then without realizing she said oh you got wood", "well they should have come sooner", "now if you dont come its doubled", "im in an awkward position", "oh just put it back there somewhere but be gentle with it i dunno if its wrapped", "yea it wasnt hard to get off", "great now im all wet we have to get it out quick", "it felt like it was slithering down my throat", "oh i didnt see that one coming", "i couldnt stop staring at it it was just so red", "just getting it in correctly is half the battle", "really into me i replied and said really i couldnt tell how into me are you", "ha you cant fit it in and he said yeah cause its too thick", "great my pants are getting wet", "but then itd be all dry and you couldnt spread it", "you look exhausted how many of those did you take", "i dont know its so hard", "im having trouble putting it into this hole here", "wow that really shot out of there", "its not going to fit my mom responded with come on if you turn it the other way it will fit i replied with youre right its smaller than it looks i thought it was bigger", "it was exciting i just wish it wouldve lasted longer", "wwhen you stick it in it hurts", "man it hurts my legs trying to balance on this thing", "how big do you think that one is i replied im not sure but ill bet its huge", "darn im just not sucking anything up", "oh i didnt know you came", "its not thick enough", "pull your finger out of there", "i just cant get it in there", "thats huge", "be careful youre getting protein on the floor", "the next time i see a pole im jumping on it", "i dont know why this puts me at a loss for words but im taking it out", "tell me if im going too fast and ill slow down", "theres something wrong its just not going in", "it tends to stretch when wet", "wow its not as hard as its supposed to be", "what the hell man im putting in so much effort here and youre putting in none at all you have to do some of the work too", "its so tiny it hurts my eyes", "im having a hard time getting it in it just wont go in its too big", "its an acquired taste", "im touched and im also soaking wet", "just keep going ill put it on later", "its not a big load", "no way that is too big", "youve got some on your face twss unbeknownst to my girlfriend she responded this piece is too bigi cant fit it in my mouth", "do you want me to pull it out for you", "its always dark and im always drunk when i go down here", "it almost got in the hole", "this feels weird in my mouth", "this ball is really old and dirty i dont think it is going to work very well", "can only take in so much at a time", "am i doing this right", "hey dont bite so hard", "other people need to get in there", "give me something to ride", "i know it was soooo fast", "honey stop sticking your bones into peoples soft spots", "i feel so big it almost hurts", "well you see you have the shaft and you stick it into the hole", "wow how do you keep it up", "you have to put it in when you score", "arent you going to put him in thats what ive been waiting for", "geez its dripping everywhere", "how did you miss that shot i replied my hands are still slippery from earlier", "yeah i was hopping up here so you could get off", "it isnt stiff enough yet", "do you want this to go my friends says no she continued dont get me wrong its nice really nice but its just too big", "for such a small man he takes a long time", "we have to be really fast when they start coming", "its thicker than i thought", "ah its dribbling down my chin", "omg im so wetcan i get a towel", "oh it finally came out", "youre going to get yourself in a deep hole", "who pulls a muffin out of their pocket she then stated i didnt have enough hands to hold it", "are you done yet", "its short but gets straight to the point", "he was too lazy to come", "just a little bit more little bit more yeah right there", "wow thats really stretching it", "youre sticking out", "i took so long trying to shove it in the damn hole i was like thats what she said then she showed me the differences of the cords and said see look at how much smaller it is", "man i love footlongs", "youre eating me once she clued in to what she said she said oh fuck", "just doesnt like gagging", "you have to grind it nice and slow that what us woman like", "i was trying to cheer the pants off of him", "yeh he was a little bit stiff though", "youre a quick one", "i thought youd examine before you put it in your mouth", "where do i put this in response she said put it in my box", "shes good with the hands bad with the head", "loselose says if im going down then youre going down with me sucker", "this is too short its just silly", "no ive still got one more slot"]}