Job Description | Actual meaning |
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A fast-paced environment | Your job will be constant firefighting |
A market leader | Recently started making a profit |
Able to work with minimal spervision | You'll be the one we blame when something goes wrong |
An Agile team | We have daily stand-ups |
Dynamic environment | Our leadership keeps changing priorities |
Must be a team player | Must not question authority |
Ninja | You do all the work alone |
Passionate | You will persevere through regular death marches |
Rockstar developer | You will work very long hours with impossible deadlines |
Self-starter | We have no process |
We have an urgent need | Our other rockstar just left and no one understands the code |
Work on cutting edge technology | Do what everyone else is doing |
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