##My Name is B. Carlson Esquire
##Life as a Dog My life is incredibly challenging.
##Life as a Dog My humans sometimes feed me, but mostly they
let me wither away starve.
##Life as a Dog One day, when I'm in charge, there will be never-ending amounts of food all throughout the land.
##Plan for world domination
- Get free from the humans
- Eat all of the food
- ???
- Profit