dmaynor · May 9, 2024 06:06
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 Here's a ranked list of the OffensiveCon 2024 talks based on the brief abstracts, from most to least interesting:

 1. **Solar Designer: Keynote**
   - Keynote speeches often set the tone and provide strategic insights into the field, making them highly anticipated and broadly relevant.

 2. **David Berard and Vincent Dehors: 0-Click RCE on the Tesla Infotainment Through Cellular Network**
   - The combination of automotive security and cellular network vulnerabilities is both timely and impactful, highlighting critical real-world implications.

 3. **Ian Beer: Blasting Past WebP**
   - Zero-click exploits are particularly intriguing due to their stealthy nature and high impact, making this a standout topic.

 4. **Quentin Meffre: Escaping the Safari Sandbox: A Tour of Webkit IPC**
   - Apple's security measures and sandboxing in Safari are highly relevant, given the widespread use of iOS devices.

 5. **Joffrey Guilbon, Max, Mateusz Fruba, and Georgi Geshev: Beyond Android MTE: Navigating OEM's Logic Labyrinths**
   - The focus on logical bugs in high-end smartphones is highly relevant and offers a fresh perspective on mobile security.

 6. **Thomas Roth (Stacksmashing): ACE up the Sleeve: Hacking into Apple’s New USB-C Controller**
   - The mix of hardware, firmware, and side-channel analysis in a less-explored area of Apple devices provides a deep technical dive.

 7. **Charles Fol: Iconv, Set the Charset to RCE: Exploiting the Glibc To Hack the PHP Engine**
   - Exploiting a 24-year-old buffer overflow in widely used libraries like glibc and PHP showcases the enduring nature of certain vulnerabilities.

 8. **Samuel Gros: The V8 Heap Sandbox**
   - The V8 JavaScript engine's new sandbox architecture is relevant for both developers and attackers, offering insights into modern browser security.

 9. **Magal Baz and Octavian Guzu: Defense Through Offense: Microcontroller Security in Meta’s First Generation of Smart Glasses**
   - The emerging field of smart glasses and their security implications are both novel and significant.

 10. **Simon Scannell and Anthony Weems: The Mines of Kakadûm: Blindly Exploiting Load-Balanced Services**
    - Exploiting load-balanced services presents a challenging and advanced topic, particularly relevant for large-scale web services.

 11. **Eugene Rodionov, Zi Fan Tan, and Gulshan Singh: How to Fuzz Your Way to Android Universal Root: Attacking Android Binder**
    - Fuzzing techniques to achieve universal root on Android highlight an effective approach to a complex problem.

 12. **Nika Korchok Wakulich: UEFI and the Task of the Translator: Using Cross-Architecture UEFI Quines as a Framework for UEFI Exploit Development**
    - The use of translation theory to frame UEFI exploit development is both creative and intellectually stimulating.

 13. **Erik Egsgaard: Almost Escaping the Sandbox: Attacking Windows Device Drivers**
    - Attacks on Windows device drivers to elevate privileges are a practical and important aspect of offensive security.

 14. **Bill Demirkapi: Booting with Caution: Dissecting Secure Boot's Third-Party Attack Surface**
    - The third-party attack surface of Secure Boot is a crucial topic for understanding boot-time security.

 15. **Mateusz Jurczyk: Practical Exploitation of Registry Vulnerabilities in the Windows Kernel**
    - The registry as an attack surface in Windows provides a technical deep dive into a less commonly explored area.

 16. **Lucas Georges: Open Sesame: Stack Smashing Your Way into Opening Doors**
    - Physical security and its intersection with information security offer practical insights, though less directly impactful than some digital exploits.

 17. **Maxime Rossi Bellom, Damiano Melotti, Raphael Neveu, and Gabrielle Viala: Attacking the Samsung Galaxy A * Boot Chain**
    - The boot chain of Samsung devices, while significant, is more niche compared to other topics.

 18. **Alexander Kozlov and Sergey Anufrienko: One SMS to Root Them All: Exposing Critical Threats in Millions of Connected Devices**
    - Vulnerabilities in cellular modems via SMS are critical but may be less engaging for those not focused on IoT or telecommunications.

 19. **Piotr Bazydlo: Half Measures and Full Compromise: Exploiting Microsoft Exchange PowerShell Remoting**
    - Exploiting Microsoft Exchange is crucial for enterprise security but may appeal less to those outside enterprise environments.

 20. **Daniël Trujillo and Johannes Wikner: From Phantom to Inception: Leaking Data Using Branch-Free Predictor Training**
    - Micro-architectural data leaks, while highly technical and relevant, may be less engaging to a broader audience compared to more direct exploit methods.
	Here's a ranked list of the OffensiveCon 2024 talks based on the brief abstracts, from most to least interesting:

	1. Solar Designer: Keynote
	- Keynote speeches often set the tone and provide strategic insights into the field, making them highly anticipated and broadly relevant.

	2. David Berard and Vincent Dehors: 0-Click RCE on the Tesla Infotainment Through Cellular Network
	- The combination of automotive security and cellular network vulnerabilities is both timely and impactful, highlighting critical real-world implications.

	3. Ian Beer: Blasting Past WebP
	- Zero-click exploits are particularly intriguing due to their stealthy nature and high impact, making this a standout topic.

	4. Quentin Meffre: Escaping the Safari Sandbox: A Tour of Webkit IPC
	- Apple's security measures and sandboxing in Safari are highly relevant, given the widespread use of iOS devices.

	5. Joffrey Guilbon, Max, Mateusz Fruba, and Georgi Geshev: Beyond Android MTE: Navigating OEM's Logic Labyrinths
	- The focus on logical bugs in high-end smartphones is highly relevant and offers a fresh perspective on mobile security.

	6. Thomas Roth (Stacksmashing): ACE up the Sleeve: Hacking into Apple’s New USB-C Controller
	- The mix of hardware, firmware, and side-channel analysis in a less-explored area of Apple devices provides a deep technical dive.

	7. Charles Fol: Iconv, Set the Charset to RCE: Exploiting the Glibc To Hack the PHP Engine
	- Exploiting a 24-year-old buffer overflow in widely used libraries like glibc and PHP showcases the enduring nature of certain vulnerabilities.

	8. Samuel Gros: The V8 Heap Sandbox
	- The V8 JavaScript engine's new sandbox architecture is relevant for both developers and attackers, offering insights into modern browser security.

	9. Magal Baz and Octavian Guzu: Defense Through Offense: Microcontroller Security in Meta’s First Generation of Smart Glasses
	- The emerging field of smart glasses and their security implications are both novel and significant.

	10. Simon Scannell and Anthony Weems: The Mines of Kakadûm: Blindly Exploiting Load-Balanced Services
	- Exploiting load-balanced services presents a challenging and advanced topic, particularly relevant for large-scale web services.

	11. Eugene Rodionov, Zi Fan Tan, and Gulshan Singh: How to Fuzz Your Way to Android Universal Root: Attacking Android Binder
	- Fuzzing techniques to achieve universal root on Android highlight an effective approach to a complex problem.

	12. Nika Korchok Wakulich: UEFI and the Task of the Translator: Using Cross-Architecture UEFI Quines as a Framework for UEFI Exploit Development
	- The use of translation theory to frame UEFI exploit development is both creative and intellectually stimulating.

	13. Erik Egsgaard: Almost Escaping the Sandbox: Attacking Windows Device Drivers
	- Attacks on Windows device drivers to elevate privileges are a practical and important aspect of offensive security.

	14. Bill Demirkapi: Booting with Caution: Dissecting Secure Boot's Third-Party Attack Surface
	- The third-party attack surface of Secure Boot is a crucial topic for understanding boot-time security.

	15. Mateusz Jurczyk: Practical Exploitation of Registry Vulnerabilities in the Windows Kernel
	- The registry as an attack surface in Windows provides a technical deep dive into a less commonly explored area.

	16. Lucas Georges: Open Sesame: Stack Smashing Your Way into Opening Doors
	- Physical security and its intersection with information security offer practical insights, though less directly impactful than some digital exploits.

	17. *Maxime Rossi Bellom, Damiano Melotti, Raphael Neveu, and Gabrielle Viala: Attacking the Samsung Galaxy A Boot Chain**
	- The boot chain of Samsung devices, while significant, is more niche compared to other topics.

	18. Alexander Kozlov and Sergey Anufrienko: One SMS to Root Them All: Exposing Critical Threats in Millions of Connected Devices
	- Vulnerabilities in cellular modems via SMS are critical but may be less engaging for those not focused on IoT or telecommunications.

	19. Piotr Bazydlo: Half Measures and Full Compromise: Exploiting Microsoft Exchange PowerShell Remoting
	- Exploiting Microsoft Exchange is crucial for enterprise security but may appeal less to those outside enterprise environments.

	20. Daniël Trujillo and Johannes Wikner: From Phantom to Inception: Leaking Data Using Branch-Free Predictor Training
	- Micro-architectural data leaks, while highly technical and relevant, may be less engaging to a broader audience compared to more direct exploit methods.