I will be traveling under an assumed name, and wearing false whiskers in the style of a Mennonite elder, with a broad black hat and a skinny tie. I will answer to the name Joshua or, alternately, Brother Joshua. When you approach, simply state that the weather is good for pot pies. I will pass the envelope to you and stand up, retrieving my stuffed wallabee, and walking away. When the clock in the stuffed iguana winds down past 30 seconds, yell "Happy Birthday" and run like you are being chased by a stuffed iguana. You will be.
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Travel Instructions from my boss
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