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C# pseudo-code to determine if your device/car/band is better than someone else's
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| /********************************************************** | |
| Class: myFavoriteDevice | |
| Desc: C# pseudo-code to determine if your device/car/band is better than someone else's | |
| disclaimer: coded by hand inside gitHub, may require tweaking to compile. | |
| ***********************************************************/ | |
| Class myFavoriteDevice() Implements FavoriteThing { | |
| string[] similarWords = new string[3] {"Ripoff", "Blatent Copy", "Patent Infringment"}; | |
| string[] differentWords1 = new String[4] {"failure", "abomination", "stupid name", "bad idea"}; | |
| string[] differentWords2 = new String[3] {"too many buttons", "not enough buttons", "sharp edges"}; | |
| string function compareTo(inferiorDevice) | |
| try { | |
| if (this.formFactor == inferiorDevice.formFactor) { | |
| string similarTerm = similarWords[random.Next(0, similarWords.Length)]; | |
| system.out.print "pfft, the" + inferiorDevice.Name + "is such a " + similarTerm + " of the " this.name; | |
| } else { | |
| string derogatoryTerm1 = differentWords[random.Next(0, differentWord1.Length)]; | |
| string derogatoryTerm2 = differentWords[random.Next(0, differentWord2.Length)]; | |
| system.out.print "pfft, the" + inferiorDevice.Name + " is such a " + derogatoryTerm1 +". It has " + derogatoryTerm2 + " and nobody will buy it." | |
| } catch (YouProbablyNeverHeardOfItException as Hipster) { | |
| } | |
| } | |
| TODO: extend FavoriteThing for myFavoriteCar and myFavoriteBand classes |
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