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Jony Ive bullshit generator
;(function(){
var text = [
[
"Right from the beginning, it appeared to us that designing the new"
, "When we first thought about it, we understood that designing the new"
]
, [
" iPhone"
, " iMac"
, " MacBook"
, " Mac Pro"
, " iPod"
]
, [
" wasn't just a matter of beauty"
, " was about creating a whole new experience"
, " had to be about the experience itself"
, " required a whole different approach"
]
, [
" which is why this is so beautiful. "
, " and the result is just estonishing. "
, " and we managed to completely redesign the product. "
]
]
, l = text.length
function comeOnJony(){
var arr = [], i = -1
while(++i < l) arr.push(text[i][~~(text[i].length * Math.random())])
return arr.join("")
}
this.comeOnJony = comeOnJony
})()
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Shahor commented Sep 13, 2013

\o/

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