(by @andrestaltz)
If you prefer to watch video tutorials with live-coding, then check out this series I recorded with the same contents as in this article: Egghead.io - Introduction to Reactive Programming.
(by @andrestaltz)
If you prefer to watch video tutorials with live-coding, then check out this series I recorded with the same contents as in this article: Egghead.io - Introduction to Reactive Programming.
// Just before switching jobs: | |
// Add one of these. | |
// Preferably into the same commit where you do a large merge. | |
// | |
// This started as a tweet with a joke of "C++ pro-tip: #define private public", | |
// and then it quickly escalated into more and more evil suggestions. | |
// I've tried to capture interesting suggestions here. | |
// | |
// Contributors: @r2d2rigo, @joeldevahl, @msinilo, @_Humus_, | |
// @YuriyODonnell, @rygorous, @cmuratori, @mike_acton, @grumpygiant, |
13:15 <xQuasar> | HASKELL IS FOR FUCKIN FAGGOTS. YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF | |
| FUCKIN PUSSIES | |
13:15 <xQuasar> | JAVASCRIPT FOR LIFE FAGS | |
13:16 <luite> | hello | |
13:16 <ChongLi> | somebody has a mental illness! | |
13:16 <merijn> | Wow...I suddenly see the error of my ways and feel | |
| compelled to write Node.js! | |
13:16 <genisage> | hi | |
13:16 <luite> | you might be pleased to learn that you can compile | |
| haskell to javascript now |
/* | |
~~ Snowball Poem ~~ | |
Snowball (also called a Chaterism): A poem in which each line is a single word, | |
and each successive word is one letter longer. One of the constrained writing | |
techniques invented by the Oulipo (Workshop of Potential Literature). | |
~~ Program Description ~~ | |
This program takes input from the file "input-raw.txt". It examines the file for |
L1 cache reference ......................... 0.5 ns
Branch mispredict ............................ 5 ns
L2 cache reference ........................... 7 ns
Mutex lock/unlock ........................... 25 ns
Main memory reference ...................... 100 ns
Compress 1K bytes with Zippy ............. 3,000 ns = 3 µs
Send 2K bytes over 1 Gbps network ....... 20,000 ns = 20 µs
SSD random read ........................ 150,000 ns = 150 µs
Read 1 MB sequentially from memory ..... 250,000 ns = 250 µs