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Jersey Mikes
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#!/usr/bin/env node | |
// generate Jersey Mikes | |
const uniq = (arr) => [...new Set(arr)]; | |
const sample = (arr) => arr[Math.floor(Math.random() * arr.length)]; | |
const names = uniq([ | |
...["Jim", "Jimmy"], | |
"John", | |
...["Rob", "Bob"], | |
"Mike", | |
...["Will", "Bill", "Billy"], | |
"Dave", | |
...["Rich", "Dick"], | |
...["Charlie", "Chuck"], | |
"Joe", | |
...["Tom", "Tommy"], | |
"Chris", | |
"Dan", | |
"Paul", | |
"Mark", | |
"Don", | |
"George", | |
"Ken", | |
"Steve", | |
"Ed", | |
"Brian", | |
"Ron", | |
"Tony", | |
"Kevin", | |
"Jason", | |
"Matt", | |
"Gary", | |
"Tim", | |
"José", | |
"Larry", | |
"Jeff", | |
"Frank", | |
"Scott", | |
"Eric", | |
"Steve", | |
...["Andy", "Drew"], | |
"Ray", | |
"Greg", | |
"Josh", | |
"Jerry", | |
"Dennis", | |
...["Walt", "Walter"], | |
"Pat", | |
"Pete", | |
"Harold", | |
"Doug", | |
...["Hank", "Henry"], | |
"Carl", | |
...["Art", "Arthur"], | |
"Ryan", | |
"Roger", | |
"Joe", | |
"Juan", | |
"Jack", | |
"Al", | |
"Jon", | |
"Justin", | |
"Terry", | |
"Jerry", | |
"Keith", | |
"Sam", | |
"Willie", | |
"Ralph", | |
"Larry", | |
"Nick", | |
"Roy", | |
"Ben", | |
"Bruce", | |
"Brandon", | |
"Adam", | |
"Harry", | |
"Fred", | |
"Wayne", | |
"Billy", | |
"Steve", | |
"Louie", | |
"Jeremy", | |
"Aaron", | |
"Randy", | |
"Howard", | |
...["Gene", "Eugene"], | |
"Carlos", | |
"Russ", | |
"Bobby", | |
"Victor", | |
]); | |
const states = uniq( | |
[ | |
"Alabama", | |
"Alaska", | |
"Arizona", | |
"Arkansas", | |
"California", | |
"Colorado", | |
"Connecticut", | |
"Delaware", | |
"Florida", | |
"Georgia", | |
"Hawaii", | |
"Idaho", | |
"Illinois", | |
"Indiana", | |
"Iowa", | |
"Kansas", | |
"Kentucky", | |
"Louisiana", | |
"Maine", | |
"Maryland", | |
"Massachusetts", | |
"Michigan", | |
"Minnesota", | |
"Mississippi", | |
"Missouri", | |
"Montana", | |
"Nebraska", | |
"Nevada", | |
"New Hampshire", | |
...["Jersey", "New Jersey"], | |
"New Mexico", | |
"New York", | |
"North Carolina", | |
"North Dakota", | |
"Ohio", | |
"Oklahoma", | |
"Oregon", | |
"Pennsylvania", | |
"Rhode Island", | |
"South Carolina", | |
"South Dakota", | |
"Tennessee", | |
"Texas", | |
"Utah", | |
"Vermont", | |
"Virginia", | |
"Washington", | |
"West Virginia", | |
"Wisconsin", | |
"Wyoming", | |
].map((state) => state.replace("North ", "").replace("South ", "")) | |
); | |
Array.from({ length: 5 }).forEach(() => { | |
const state = sample(states); | |
const name = sample(names); | |
return console.log(`${state} ${name}'s Subs`); | |
}); |
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