After far too long, the Washington Football Team might actually be on the brink of changing their name, mainly thanks to a series of hits on owner Dan Snyder's pocketbook. To be helpful, I put together a series of ideas for new names. Some of them aren't very practical, but pretty much anything is better than the current name.
There are actually bookies taking bets on potential names, some of which are awful. The Arlingtons? Why would anyone name their team after a nearby suburb? We are looking forward to playing the New York Hobokens, Boston Marbleheads and the Philadelphia Conshohockens. (Actually, those all sound pretty cool in an old-timey baseball kind of way.)
To start, you can think of things that unite all the residents of the DMV: the Commuters, Beltways, Single-Trackers, or the Broken Escalators. But team names are supposed t