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| SCENE: Karkat and Dave are playing Minecraft. | |
| TG: ok now take this and go milk the cows while i finish setting up the automatic harvester | |
| GAME: carcinoGeneticist has received: Empty Bucket | |
| GAME: carcinoGeneticist has dropped: Empty Bucket | |
| CG: AAAARRRRGG. STOP GIVING ME THIS SHIT. | |
| TG: dude what are you doing. dont fuckin drop it. | |
| CG: SHUT UP DAVE. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE DOING. | |
| TG: it's just a bucket. we need it to get milk from the cows | |
| CG: WHY DO I HAVE TO DO IT WHEN YOU ARE PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF GETTING YOUR OWN FUCKING UNPASTEURIZED DAIRY PRODUCTS FROM YOUR BOVINE ANIMALS WITH YOUR OWN FUCKING HANDS | |
| GAME: carcinoGeneticist has received: Empty Bucket | |
| GAME: carcinoGeneticist has dropped: Empty Bucket | |
| GAME: carcinoGeneticist has received: Empty Bucket | |
| GAME: carcinoGeneticist has dropped: Empty Bucket | |
| TG: just take the bucket it's seriously not that hard | |
| TG: i gotta go set up the redstone farm shit cause apparently it was "too hard" for you to figure out | |
| GAME: carcinoGeneticist has received: Empty Bucket | |
| GAME: carcinoGeneticist has dropped: Empty Bucket | |
| CG: STOP GIVING ME THE BUCKET!!! | |
| CG: AND IT WAS NOT TOO HARD, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS POINTLESS. | |
| CG: THE WHEAT FARM IS LIKE, 20 SQUARES LARGE. WHO THE HELL CARES IF IT'S AUTOMATED OR NOT. | |
| CG: YOU CAN'T EVEN GET MORE THAN 5 PIECE OF BREAD FROM IT. | |
| CG: IT'S BE FASTER TO JUST MANUALLY HARVEST IT. | |
| TG: im gonna expand it later n shit. it'll save time in the long run | |
| TG: gonna be drowning in wheat when im done making this thing | |
| TG: please just go get the milk, i promise im not like, messing with you right now | |
| CG: YEAH AND THE TIME YOU ASKED ME TO TEST OUT YOUR NEW "REDSTONE DOOR MACHINE" THAT ENDED UP BEING A LAVA MURDERTRAP WAS ALSO "NOT YOU MESSING WITH ME". | |
| TG: we've been over this it was not a deliberate trap. i wired up the pistons wrong | |
| CG: WHY THE FUCK DOES YOUR PIECE OF SHIT DOOR DEATH MACHINE HAVE LAVA UNDER IT IN THE FIRST PLACE? | |
| TG: i thought it would be useful to keep out like, zombies or whatever | |
| CG: YOU DO REALIZE THAT MOBS CAN NOT ENTER OUR HOME? BECAUSE I PLACED AN *ACTUAL* DOOR AND NOT SOME ELABORATE RUBE GOLBERG MACHINE? | |
| TG: its not about like, the practicality of a defense. its about the principle | |
| TG: the meaning, or whatever | |
| CG: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "THE PRINCIPLE"? ITS A DOOR, NOT LIKE, YOUR DUMBASS WEBCOMIC OR WHATEVER IT IS. | |
| CG: "SUGARY BROTHER AND EXTREMELY JEFFERY". | |
| TG: sweet bro and hella jeff | |
| CG: WHATEVER. THE NAME IS DUMB ANYWAYS. | |
| TG: will you just do this, please? | |
| GAME: carcinoGeneticist has received: Empty Bucket | |
| CG: NO. | |
| GAME: carcinoGeneticist has dropped: Empty Bucket | |
| TG: ugh, fine. will you at least take some of the wheat in the chest and go bread the other animals? | |
| CG: FINE. I WILL BREED THE ANIMALS, BUT ONLY BECAUSE IT MEANS YOU'LL STOP GIVING ME THIS FUCKING THING. | |
| GAME: carcinoGeneticist opened Chest. | |
| GAME: carcinoGeneticist picked up: Wheat x64, Carrot x64, Wheat Seed x64. | |
| TG: finally jegus christ | |
| GAME: carcinoGeneticist bred: Cow x34 | |
| GAME: carcinoGeneticist bred: Chicken x28 | |
| GAME: carcinoGeneticist bred: Pig x52 | |
| GAME: turntechGodhead finished structure: "Wheat Farm" | |
| CG: OKAY. I DID IT. JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS A LOT OF ANIMALS. | |
| CG: NOW WHAT ARE WE DOING FOR "DAVE'S COMPELTELY FUCKING OVERENGINEERED WHEAT HARVESTER"? | |
| TG: well its done | |
| TG: you wanna test it? | |
| CG: NOT REALLY BUT YOU'RE GONNA PESTER ME UNTIL I DO AREN'T YOU. | |
| CG: ALL REAL EXCITED ABOUT YOUR DUMBASS WHEAT FARM. | |
| CG: "OOOOHHH LOOK, THE WATER AUTOMATICALLY CARRIES IT ALL THE WAY TO THE HOPPER" | |
| CG: BIG FUCKING DEAL. | |
| TG: its way cooler then that i promise | |
| GAME: carcinoGeneticist pushed Button | |
| GAME: Piston x6 activated | |
| GAME: carcinoGeneticist fell 20m into Water | |
| GAME: Dispenser x20 activated | |
| GAME: carcinoGeneticist has received: Empty Bucket x64 | |
| GAME: carcinoGeneticist has received: Empty Bucket x64 | |
| GAME: carcinoGeneticist has received: Empty Bucket x64 | |
| GAME: carcinoGeneticist has received: Empty Bucket x64 | |
| GAME: carcinoGeneticist has received: Empty Bucket x64 | |
| GAME: carcinoGeneticist unlocked achievement! Empty Bucket x64 Acquirement x5 Combo!! | |
| CG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRHHHGGGGG!!!! | |
| GAME: carcinoGeneticist has quit! Reason: FUCK YOU DAVE FUCK YOU DAVE FUCK YOU DAVE FUCK YOU DAVE | |
| TG: hehehehehehehehehehehehe |
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