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Hello, I'm drunk
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Hello, it's me | |
I'm just calling cause I've had a little bit too much to drink | |
At the bar, then the club | |
They say tequila's supposed to heal ya | |
But I'm feelin kinda queasy | |
Hello, can you hear me? | |
I'm standing in a crowded bathroom and I really have to pee | |
I might not make it to the stall | |
With all these people all around me, I'll have a puddle at my feet | |
There's such a crowd here, around me | |
And I might throw up | |
Hello from the other side | |
I think I might just need a ride | |
Back to my house so that I can change out of these clothes | |
But when we get there, you might have to look for my phone | |
Hello from the outside | |
I just need to eat something fried | |
To settle the acid that's creeping into my throat | |
But it don't matter, why fight it? In the morning, I'll be hungover | |
Hello, how are you? | |
I don't remember how this happened, the world's spinning, and I'm nauseous | |
I hope that you're sober | |
Do you think that you could make it out here before I completely blackout? | |
I'm so wasted, I can't see straight | |
I'm slurring all my words | |
So hello from the other side | |
I think I might just need a ride | |
Back to my house so that I can change out of these clothes | |
But when we get there, you might have to look for my phone | |
Hello from the outside | |
I just need to eat something fried | |
To settle the acid that's creeping into my throat | |
But it don't matter, why fight it? In the morning, I'll be hungover | |
Ooooooh, hungover | |
Ooooooh, hungover | |
Ooooooh, hungover | |
Hungover | |
So hello from the other side | |
I think I might just need a ride | |
Back to my house so that I can change out of these clothes | |
But when we get there, you might have to look for my phone | |
Hello from the outside | |
I just need to eat something fried | |
To settle the acid that's creeping into my throat | |
But it don't matter, why fight it? In the morning, I'll be hungover |
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