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A very unhelpful guide to distributing a COVID-19 vaccine
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UNHELPFUL COVID-19 VACCINE DISTRIBUTION PLANS

  1. Amass all the vaccines in a warehouse, and say you're going to distribute them
  2. Burn a plane down and say that was the plane that was going to distribute the vaccine with
  3. Wait-someone found out that was a hoax!
  4. Throw the vaccines all off a cliff
  5. Hope a rebellion doesn't happen
  6. Oh no! They're rebelling!

RUN!!!!!!!!

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