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Cat Fact SMS
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| <?php | |
| // Get a greeting based on the body | |
| $Body = $_GET['Body']; | |
| if(stripos($Body, "e4n3m23pd90vc4:9nfaDFADFD42baconP0o") !== FALSE){ | |
| $greeting = "<Command not recognized> "; | |
| } | |
| else if(stripos($Body, "stop") !== FALSE || strlen($Body)>30){ | |
| $greeting = "Hammer time. "; | |
| } | |
| else if(stripos($Body, "fuck") !== FALSE || stripos($Body, "shit") !== FALSE || stripos($Body, "asshole") !== FALSE){ | |
| $greeting = "Watch your language meow! "; | |
| } | |
| else{ | |
| $greeting = "Thank you for using Fun Feline Facts! "; | |
| } | |
| // Load the facts from the file | |
| // https://gist.github.com/2175078 | |
| $handle = fopen("facts.txt", 'r'); | |
| $facts = array(); | |
| while($fact = fgets($handle)) | |
| array_push($facts, $fact); | |
| $message = ""; | |
| // Prepare a cat fact message | |
| $random = rand(0, count($facts)); | |
| $randomFact = trim($facts[$random]); | |
| $message = htmlspecialchars("$greeting$randomFact Me-wow!"); | |
| // If it's a phone number, send the message to that number | |
| // Otherwise, respond to the original sender | |
| $toAttribute = (phoneUs($Body)!=0) ? "to=\"" . phoneUs($Body) . "\"" : ""; | |
| echo "<?xml version=\"1.0\" encoding=\"UTF-8\"?>"; | |
| echo "<Response>"; | |
| if($count<8){ | |
| // Send the cat fact | |
| while(strlen($message)>0){ | |
| echo "<Sms $toAttribute>" . substr($message, 0, 160) . "</Sms>"; | |
| $message = substr($message, 160); | |
| } | |
| // Give a response to the original sender | |
| if($toAttribute != "" && phoneUS($Body) != phoneUs($_GET['From'])) | |
| echo "<Sms>(" . ++$count . " of 8 per day)A cat fact has been sent to your friend. Purr-fect! felinefacts@bold-it.com</Sms>"; | |
| } | |
| echo "</Response>"; | |
| function phoneUS($number){ | |
| // Format the phone number to something Twilio friendly | |
| $pattern = "/^\D*[1]?\D*(\d{3})\D*(\d{3})\D*(\d{4})(?:\D*[xX]\D*(\d*))?$/"; | |
| preg_match($pattern, $number, $numberArray); | |
| if(!$numberArray){ | |
| return 0; | |
| } | |
| $extension = isset($numberArray[4]) ? $numberArray[4] : ""; | |
| return "+1".$numberArray[1].$numberArray[2].$numberArray[3]; | |
| } | |
| ?> |
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