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Indescribable by Chris Tomlin.
In Javascript.
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// The lyrics of Chris Tomlin | |
// in the eyes of a Programmer | |
// Best read while listening to the song | |
// (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PTvr755V8s) | |
// Enjoy! | |
var highest_of_highs = earth.getMountainByName("Everest").getTop(); | |
var depths_of_the_sea = earth.getOceanByName("Artic").getBottom(); | |
foreach ( creation in earth ) { | |
creation.revealMajesty("God"); | |
} | |
var colors_of_fall = earth.getSeasonByName("Fall").getColors(); | |
var fragrance_of_spring = earth.getSeasonByName("Spring").getFragrance(); | |
foreach ( creature in earth) { | |
creature.singUniqueSong(chorus); | |
} | |
var chorus = (function(God, creature){ | |
var is_describable = God.describableBy(creature); | |
// returns false | |
var is_containable = God.containableBy(creature); | |
// returns false | |
var placed_stars_in_sky = God.createdStars; | |
// returns true | |
var knows_stars_name = God.knowsStarsName; | |
// returns true | |
var is_amazing = God.amazing; | |
// returns true | |
var powerlevel = God.powerlevel; | |
// returns string "Over 9000!!!1" | |
var is_tamable = God.tamableBy(creature); | |
// returns false | |
if (creature.awestruck == true ){ | |
try(creature.fallToKnee){ | |
creature.proclaim("You are amazing, God!"); | |
} | |
} | |
})(God, creature); | |
foreach ( earth.lightning.bolts as bolt ){ | |
bolt.direction = bolt.getDirectionFrom(God); | |
} | |
var list_of_heavenly_storehouses_observer = heaven.storehouses.observers(); | |
// returns God | |
var sun = getNearestStar(earth); | |
var sun_imagined_by = sun.imaginedBy; | |
// returns God | |
var source_of_sunlight = sun.energy.source; | |
// returns God | |
var concealer_of_sunlight = sun.conceal.creator; | |
// returns God | |
if (location.time == "night") { | |
sun.conceal.init(location); | |
} | |
temperature = location.temperature; | |
// returns cool | |
can_fathom = earth.population.canFathomGod; | |
// returns 0 | |
var chrisTomlin = earth.getPersonByName("Chris Tomlin"); | |
chrisTomlin.singUniqueSong(chorus); | |
// returns | |
// @Properties of God | |
// is_describable = false; | |
// is_containable = false; | |
// placed_stars_in_sky = true; | |
// knows_stars_name = true; | |
// is_amazing = true; | |
// is_powerful = true; | |
// is_tamable = false; | |
// @Properties of Chris Tomlin | |
// is_awestruck = true; | |
// can_fall_to_knees - true; | |
// can_proclaim = true; | |
// content_of_proclamation = "You are amazing, God. You are amazing, God!" | |
chrisTomlin.singUniqueSong(chorus); | |
// returns | |
// @Properties of God | |
// is_describable = false; | |
// is_containable = false; | |
// placed_stars_in_sky = true; | |
// knows_stars_name = true; | |
// is_amazing = true; | |
// is_powerful = true; | |
// is_tamable = false; | |
// @Properties of Chris Tomlin | |
// is_awestruck = true; | |
// can_fall_to_knees - true; | |
// can_proclaim = true; | |
// content_of_proclamation = "You are amaziiiiing, God!"; | |
chrisTomlin.singUniqueSong(chorus); | |
// returns | |
// @Properties of God | |
// is_describable = false; | |
// is_containable = false; | |
// placed_stars_in_sky = true; | |
// knows_stars_name = true; | |
// is_amazing = true; | |
// is_comparable = false; | |
// is_changeable = false; | |
// sees_depths_of_hearts = true; | |
// loves_all = true; |
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