0xabad1dea · November 10, 2023 15:54
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 The Eggbug Times
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 the fourth website to ever exist
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 Local Poster Makes Newspaper Template
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 Prolific repeat poster 0xabad1dea announced Friday that she had developed a newspaper template for cohost instead of playing Pokemon Violet even though the cartridge is right there. "It just seemed like the thing to do," she said. Witnesses report that she sat there fiddling with it for an inordinate amount of time and opened like nine tabs about CSS properties because she's really rusty. Oh it's eleven now. Oh no. 

 "I'm going to actually go play Pokemon now, I swear," she was heard saying before actually proceeding to come up with more text to make the sample columns longer. "It just needs a bit more so that it looks like a proper newspaper. I had chicken soup with rice for dinner, it was nice. It's rainy and cold today. This is my favorite twitter alternative on the Citadel."

 <img src=https://cohost.org/static/f0c56e99113f1a0731b4.svg title="eggbug but distinguished" style="float:left; filter: grayscale(100%) brightness(160%); height:25%; width:25%; padding-right:8px; "> Testimony indicates that anyone can copy-paste this post to make their own newspaper, but this power must be used with responsibility. Interested readers can find the raw html at <a href="https://gist.github.com/0xabad1dea/aef6324a05c704423d5c74c5536ad109" style="color:black;border-bottom:2px solid black;">this github gist.</a>

 <i>0xabad1dea contributed to reporting.</i>
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	<div style="width:100%; font-family:serif;font-size:16px;text-align:justify;">
	<div style="font-weight:900;text-align:center;font-size:48px;border-bottom:3px solid black;font-variant:small-caps;margin-bottom:0px;">
	The Eggbug Times
	</div>

	<div style="font-style:italic; font-size:18px;text-align:center;">
	the fourth website to ever exist
	</div>

	<div style="text-transform:uppercase;font-size:48px;text-align:center;">
	Local Poster Makes Newspaper Template
	</div>

	<div style="font-family:sans-serif;font-weight:bold;font-size:18px;text-align:center;padding-bottom:8px;">
	"Figured it might come in handy," she says
	</div>

	<div style="column-count:2;">
	Prolific repeat poster 0xabad1dea announced Friday that she had developed a newspaper template for cohost instead of playing Pokemon Violet even though the cartridge is right there. "It just seemed like the thing to do," she said. Witnesses report that she sat there fiddling with it for an inordinate amount of time and opened like nine tabs about CSS properties because she's really rusty. Oh it's eleven now. Oh no.

	"I'm going to actually go play Pokemon now, I swear," she was heard saying before actually proceeding to come up with more text to make the sample columns longer. "It just needs a bit more so that it looks like a proper newspaper. I had chicken soup with rice for dinner, it was nice. It's rainy and cold today. This is my favorite twitter alternative on the Citadel."

	<img src=https://cohost.org/static/f0c56e99113f1a0731b4.svg title="eggbug but distinguished" style="float:left; filter: grayscale(100%) brightness(160%); height:25%; width:25%; padding-right:8px; "> Testimony indicates that anyone can copy-paste this post to make their own newspaper, but this power must be used with responsibility. Interested readers can find the raw html at <a href="https://gist.github.com/0xabad1dea/aef6324a05c704423d5c74c5536ad109" style="color:black;border-bottom:2px solid black;">this github gist.</a>

	<i>0xabad1dea contributed to reporting.</i>
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